'Dana…..' The blond smiled, walking into the hotel room they both shared. The Akatsuki were supposed to be undercover as couples with the person they shared the room with. Fortunately –for you SasoDei lovers-, Sasori and Deidara were paired together.
'What Brat?' He snapped back, his head practically shoved into the book he was reading. Sasori didn't have his cloak on; as Pein had a feeling the big black and red cloaks would be too suspicious. So instead Sasori wore a pair of faded blue jeans and a black shirt, and Deidara wore black skinny jeans and his black half-shirt with the fish netted stomach and arms.
'That isn't nice to call your HONEY, Da-' Before Deidara could even finish his sentence, Sasori had sprung. He leapt onto Deidara, pushing him up against the wall; he closed the door, his brown eyes frowning deeply. Some strands of his red hair fell over his eyes, clouding them from Dei's view. Deidara's blue eye –one hidden by his blond hair, - was widened, he didn't see that one coming.
'Brat lets just get this straight. No Akatsuki member is gay; I and you aren't gay either. So you stop calling me Dana, and I'll stop calling you Brat, Brat.' He said quickly, Deidara nodding to every other word. His hands were in his pockets, fiddling nervously as Sasori guessed.
'So we have an agreement?' Sasori asked, a lump suddenly forming into his throat.
'No, un. We don't.' Deidara smirked, and pulled his hands slowly from his pockets. There lay a small grey clay bird. Sasori instantly moved away from him.
'Brat. Don't blow it.'
'Or what, un? You gunna pin me?' His eye was challenging, Sasori smirked widely.
'Worse, if your gay little mind can take it.' He shifted an eyebrow cockily, which angered Deidara.
'I am NOT gay!' Deidara seemed to enrage at this, and he leapt forwards at Sasori. They both tumbled onto the bed, Sasori's leg having tripped over the foot stool. Sasori frowned again, and pushed Deidara off him. He pinned him down, his legs pinning down Deis'.
'Dana un!' Dei cried softly. 'Like a little kid' Sasori thought to himself, laughing silently. Dei then looked up, and froze. His Dana's brown eyes were so soft, so deep. 'Wow…Sasori no Danna…I didn't know your eyes were so…deep…' Dei found himself staring deeply into his eyes, his cheeks reddening slowly.
Sasori then noticed this, and his cheeks reddened in embarrassment.
'Dei, what are you doing, you fag!' Sasori chuckled softly, as Dei frowned.
'Nothing, Sasori no Danna, you fag. Un.' Deidara pushed Sasori from him, and got up from the seat.
'I'm going to go and get ready for the thing tonight.' He murmured, with a small smirk on his face. He placed his hands together in a Jitsu hand sign, and screamed out;
'SEXY JITSU!'