THIS IS THE STORY WHERE RED AND PURPLE GET ATTACKED BY ZOMBIES AND PURPPLE DIEDED.
tThere wered a day. Tallest RED and tallerst PURPLE wered on the massive. It weer fun. But tehn the zombeiz attacked. They wered there. Purpel wanted 2 thorw tehm out the airlock. But it were bad. The zombiez had clogged up the airlock!11! "oh noez!" they said sexily. But it were too late. The zombiez had cllogged the air lokc. "we shud shot at them until they are not clogged no more" said red! But tehn the air lock not existed.
"what are this? This is Massive, air lock must be hurr!" exclaimed Purple. So tehn it turneded out the air lock were actualy thar. "yay" said red and purel as they tried escaping the zombiez. But oh noes! Somebody sealedd up the air lock. So it were no goods. So tehn ther actually were no air lock.
Ther were no weaponz at allz becauz zomiebs ate tehm. The only weapon useable was the stikc that were in reds assss. But red said ther was no stick in his ass. So there was not. But purple said ther was a airlock becuz he says so. And so ther was.
But tehn it turned out taht they wer actually on thar own planet. Tihs story are stupid" sayed red. But red s sotry ar stoopid. "thare are weapon shopz, right? An we can just use gaz as baitz." Bcuz gaz were there. She growled like rawr. But she actualy weren't. becuz no one iz aroun cept red and purpel. Ther are no irkenz left at al on irk. Teher were no weapon shupz either bcuz the zombiez eated them.
But tehn red said they should find the ship and fly awaaaayyyyyyyy. But tehy waz trapped in circle o zombiez an culd not ascape. So red sayed they shuld blast thru the zombiez with thar AWESUM NINJA SKILLZ. Purple agreed it were awesum.
As they ran 2 the ship, a few zombies latched onto purplez. "oh noez" he cried. But red did not care and told purple 'well sry, u ben gud friend, but u already ben bited, so byed" and purple waz liek "WHAT (sad face)" but it were 2 late, purple wer being eated and so red ran 2 the ship wif out him.
He gut 2 ship, but it needed key and purple had teh key. So red used hiz awesum ninja SKILLZ 2 wurk the ship. And so it worked. So tehn he flewed away, knewing he waz last irken evar. So he wented 2 the birfing facility and fixed the machines cuz they wer broked. And the irken umpire started growing again.
In the meant tiemz, red kept guard and watcheded for anything bad. So 5 yrs pass and magicaly 1 zombi showed up and attacked hiiim! "oh noez what do!" he yelled. He were going 2 shot at it, but it wuz on hiz back and holding down his arms so he were immobilez. The zombie starts lickin red's neck. It slowly inches off hiz clothez, its hands slowly running down his naked body. He was liking it. I thought thez wer teh kind o zombiez that eat you, he thought. But this zombie were special. It had the hawts for him, BUT WHO WOULDN'T. being wit the zombie reminded him of the long nights he spent wif purple. THE WONDERFUL SEX tehy had together. It were great. But this zombie didnt handle red like purple did. A tear ran down hiz face as he remembered his old friend and the great nightz they spented together. It were great. Red tehn knocked the zombie off hiz back and shotted it. But he actually didn't becuz he were immobile from the wonderfull orgasm the zombie were givind him. But tehn red sayed that he can du what he wanted in hiz story. So he did, and the zombie died.
More time passeded and red thought mored and more about purpel and how he misseded his friend. He also thought of teh horrible tihngs the zombie did 2 him. He gut more an more suicidally depressd. He did not wanted 2 live no moar. But he continued with teh irken empire because he were 2 important 2 killed himself.
the end.