One day Collins was sitting in math class, vainly attempting to drown out the annoying, monotone voice of his seven foot tall man eating dragon lady of a teacher whom he disliked very very VERY much.
And then…suddenly, in the middle of an EXTREMELY important lecture about the quadratic equation and how we will use it EVERY day in EVERY aspect of our lives the evil man eating dragon lady starts breathing fire, igniting the curtains and causing half of the class to run from the room screaming
Collins though, being the extreme pyromaniac that he is, is not frightened at all, in fact, he is quite delighted by the distraction. He hops up onto the table and is soon joined by all his friends (save for Mark, who is positively petrified of fires.)
Eventually the entire building ends up burning down and Collins never has to go back to math class ever again
And this pleases the gods….