It was a crisp autumn afternoon, and Sadie was getting ready for bed. She took off her pants and jacket.
Lars was also getting ready for bed. He was thinking of just what kinds of things he'd say tomorrow in his rap battle with Sadie. He secretly wants to bang her, even though he already totally banged her.
Sadie was naked now, and laying in bed thinking about Lars. He didn't know it, but she totally banged him already.
Lars awoke the next day, put on a t-shirt, and got ready to have his guitar battle with Sadie. His palms were sweaty, and he had vomit on his sweater already.
Sadie came out of her cage and she had been doing just fine. Gotta gotta be down, because I want it all. It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this? Now she's going to have a banjo duel with her ex-boyfriend Lars, and she made sure to have some of her mom's spaghetti, which came in the form of a packed lunch made for her.
They got onstage, and it turned out to be a trap by none other than Pearl!
"Bang so much for me!" yelled Pearl. "I'm thirsty and I need fap material!".
They tried to run away, but she threatened them with her gauntlets.
"Okay, Sadie. I never thought I'd do this…" said Lars.
"Oh, but you already did!, Sadie whispered.
"What?"
"Nothing!"
So they smashed each other with hammers until Amethyst had enough fap material to power her soul gem. She, being a ginger, had no soul to give up to the gem.
"Thanks, guys!"
The end?