I've had this idea for a while now: Yugioh Abridged, but with Smash characters. Now I feel I can finally pull it off. In order to avoid making it tedious, jokes will be added, removed, or changed to match the source material better. Now, enjoy!

Chapter 1: Pilot

Link stands still, with cards flying around him. "Nin-Ten-Doh! Was filmed before a live studio audience."

"Luigi! Earth to Luigi" Young Link shouted, trying to get his friend's attention. For convenience, we'll just call him Link. "Hey, are you in there? It's your move!"

"Sorry-a, Link. Doin' this-a Italian accent makes it-a difficult to concentrate on card games."

"Ah know what ya mean," said their friend, Dedede. "Mah voice is pretteh' crazy too! I'm thinkin' of changin' it."

"By the way, my grandpa has a super-rare card!" Link mentioned.

"Well, aint that groovy!" Dedede replied.

We now transition to an albino teen, who is sitting at his desk reading a book about, um, magic spells or some shit. He was overhearing our heroes' conversation. "Rare card? That sounds vague enough to be the Blue-Eyes White Garchomp!" he thought. "And since I'm a child billionaire in charge of a huge gaming company, I guess I have nothing better to do than to go check it out.

We now transition to the game shop, who is run by Link's grandpa, Wario.

"Hey gramps, can we see your super rare awesome chocolatey fudge coated mega super card?" Link asked.

"I don't see why-a not." He replied. He whipped out his rare card. "Here it-a is. The Blue Eyes White Garchomp."

"That's-a the least-a threating name for-a monsta' I've ever-a heard-a!" Luigi said. "What kind-a looney would want-a card like-a that?"

Suddenly, the albino boy came running in. "I'm the one and only Master Hand, and I demand you hand over your Blue Eyes, old man!"

"No!" Wario responded.

"Curses! Foiled again." Hand replied. "I'm going to hire some thugs to kidnap you. I'm a billionare , so no one will even think of pressing charges. He walked out the store.

"That Hand-a kid needs to get-a laid." Wario said after he had left.

"Big time!" Dedede responded.

A few hours later…

We later transition to later that night. The phone rings. Link goes to pick it up.

"Hello! Game shop!"

"I kidnapped your grandpa, Link, and then I Smashed him into submission. So could you get over here and call an ambulance for him? I have far too much money to be expected to do it myself."

"Wait, who is this?" Link asked, clearly not recognizing the voice.

Link gathered up his friends and rushed to the place where Hand was waiting for them.

"Grandpa!" Link yelled in despair, seeing the knocked out Wario.

"Somehow, playing-a card game has caused me to be severely injured." Wario said.

Hand was standing in the other side of the room. "That's right, Link. Now watch this!" He tore Wario's Blue Eyes.

"Grandpa's special rare awesome super card!" Link cried.

"What-a the heck-a did you do-a that for?" Luigi asked.

"So that it can never be used against me." Hand replied.

"In that case, why not just tear up every card in the world?" Link replied.

"Shut up and Smash me."

"Wait, Smash me?" Link suddenly said in revolt. "Is that what duel means in this universe? Smash? Doesn't that sound the least bit sexual?"

Hand shrugged. "I don't know. This is the Smash fandom, so I guess what says goes."

Link sighed. "Anyway, don't worry grandpa. I'll win this Smash with your deck!"

"Wait, I've-a been-a injured, so you're-a going to steal-a my deck and play a card-a game with your-a arch-rival?" Wario asked.

"Pretty much," Lick replied.

"No wonder your parents are never around." Wario said back.

"Gather round, and I'll mark us with a special sign!" said the female of our group, named Zelda. She drew a sign on her, Link's, Luigi's, and Dedede's hands, when put together, looked like a smiley face.

"Uh, Zelda, ain't for-a nothing, but isn't this-a permanent marker?"

"Oh. Whoops." Zelda replied.

"Why were-a you even-a carrying around that-a thing in the first-a place?" Luigi asked.

"I'm a kleptomaniac. I stole it from school." Zelda replied.

"Hey! Mah wallet's missin'!" Dedede realized.

"Hand took it!" Zelda blamed.

We now transition to Link and Hand's smash. Using his Miyamoto's Puzzle, Link transforms into his sexy alter ego, adult Link.

"It's time to Smash!" Link announces.

"Whoa, did your testicles just drop in just five seconds? And what the heck happened to your voice?" Hand asked. He didn't hesitate for long though, as he summoned his first monster. It actually appeared in front of the two.

"Holy Din, real monsters!" Link said in surprise.

"Actually, they're just super-advanced holograms created for the sole purpose of enriching the experience a children's card game." Hand corrected.

"Okay, you've got to be effing kidding me. Who wastes all their money on something like that?" Link asked.

"The guy who's about to defeat your pasty hero butt with three Blue Eyes White Garchomps, that's who!" Hand replied as he summoned the three Pokemon to the field.

"Wait a minute, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?" Link asked.

"Yeah, so?" Hand asked back.

"That's against the rules, isn't it?" Link questioned.

"Screw the rules, I have money!" Hand replied. "Now draw your last pathetic card so I can end this, Link."

"My grandpa's deck has no pathetic cards, except for maybe Hoppip… but it also has this!" Link whipped out an unexpected powerful card. "The unstoppable Giratina!"

"Aaah! Giratina! It's impossible! No one's been able to summon him before!" Hand cried.

"Really, is that because it's so rare?" Link asked.

"No, it's cause this game makes no sense, nobody could figure it out." Hand replied. "Either that or cause Giratina is practically Satan."

"Nobody except me!" Link said. "Giratina, obliterate!"

Giratina destroyed all three dragon Pokemon.

A small albino boy called out from the distance. "Big brother! Is it time for my cameo yet?"

"How- how could you summon Giratina?" Hand asked.

"Hand, if you truly wish to know, then talk to MY hand!" Link replied as he gave Hand the Mind Smash.

Hand screamed in pain as he received permanent brain damage.

We now transition to the hospital, where Wario is unconscious. He suddenly wakes up. "I wet myself." He says.

We now transition to a room where an Asian man is enjoying some wine. A man in a suit enters. "Mr. Sakurai, it appears the reigning Smash Bros champion has been defeated by someone named Link." He announces. "Also, it's time for your sponge bath."

"Mmmm…"

And that's a wrap! If there's a character you'd like to see, tell me in the reviews, or give me a PM. I'll make sure I get back to you if they're already planned, or that I'll take them into consideration. I'm taking recommendations on who should be Rex and Weevil. It doesn't necessarily need to be a smasher. It can be any Nintendo character. Until then, see you later!