Hello guys! Yes I know I'm a noob but who cares! This is a Shizaya pairing story. Please do enjoy a newbie's first ever written story! (I also help write stories with Green-Zebra (my best buddy) please also check out her stories! And now ENJOY!

Shizuo: So… what kind of story are you writing Ninja?

Me:*evil grin* You'll find out soon…hehehe…

Shizuo: Ummm….ok then. O_O

Izaya: Please Shizu-chan, we all know how this story will end …sadly

Shizuo: Huh? How?

Me and Izaya: *Facepalm*

Me and Izaya: Please enjoy and review :P!

Shizuo: WHAT?

Fun and lustful

"IIIIIZAAAAYYAAA!" It is the usual afternoon, where you walk on the streets of the city of ikebukuro and hear a loud scream from a kind hearted blond in a bartender suit, running like a beast with nothing but a vending machine on his hands. "You bastard! What did I tell you about not coming back to ikebukuro!" Shizuo roared like a beast again(Do you need some pills, Shizuo?). Suddenly a soft teasing laughter was heard from behind Shizuo' s back.

"Oh Shizu-chan" The man in a black jacket answered. "I see you haven't changed much!"

" IZAYA!"Shizuo yelled…once…again… (Facepalm). Without a word of warning, Shizuo threw the vending machine at izaya without hesitation. And as before, Izaya just walked camly to the side as a smashed up red vending machine flew faster than light and crashed with building on the front. A huge explosion sound was heard when the vending machine crashed and tiny pieces of the smashed up building flew everywhere.

"Oh, Shizu-chan you are so cute when you try to kill me!" Izaya teased again.

It was dark in the city of ikebukuro, and the two kind hearted (Sexy*cough* *cough*) men were still at their game of tag. Izaya decided to stop this fun and teasing game of tag by hiding in a dark alley, with his black hoodie on his head for more camuflouge (Sorry for the horrible spelling). "IZZAYAA! GET THE FUCK OUT FROM WHERE YOU ARE HIDING AND FIGHT ME!" Shizuo roared like a beast. Izaya while hiding from the blond beast, was trying so hard to maintain his cool and not laugh. This is the most fun I can have when I come to Ikebukuro. Oh…Shizu-chan is so cute…wait WHAT? Izaya shook off the horrid thought.

Stepping away quietly, Izaya turned around and walked away from the dark alley. As he was walking, his cell phone started vibrating in the left hand side of his pocket. He was the type of person who would ignore a call, but after looking at the name on his screen he had to answer. He just rolled his eyes and answered.

"Hello? Izaya speaking"

"Hello Izaya, I have called for something important." Responded the cheerful sounding voice

"What is it Shinra? I'm kinda busy at the moment"

"Wait is something important and only you can help out with this! You might like it!"

Izaya raised an eyebrow when Shinra said he "might" like it.

"Fine, if you say it's interesting I'll come."

"Great! I'll tell Celty to pick you up right now!" Shinra giggled and hung up

"I wonder what is it going to be" Izaya giggled at the thought I forgot nothing that idiot does really interest me. After waiting for 20 minutes, Celty parked her "horse" on the side of izaya.

"Took you long enough" Izaya laughed

"Grrr! Hurry up and put this on" Celty showed the message to Izaya and handed him a black helmet.

As soon as Izaya got on the motorcycle, Celty dashed back to the apartment. In the elevator it was awfully quiet but you wouldn't expect Celty to talk (Bitch please :P)

"So what is this interesting thing Shinra was talking about?" Izaya questioned while grinning. Izaya saw Celty shiver after he asked the question that must have disturbed her.

Celty grabbed her phone and wrote down her reply "W-well, Shinra will tell you so just w-wait till then"

Izaya wanted to ask Celty why did she stutter in her reply, but he didn't because he knew she would say it's nothing.

Finally they reached the floor to Shinra and Celty's apartment and stepped out of the elevator.

Me: So do you guys like it? I know the beginning is weird but I'm still thinking for more ideas for second chapter! Please do enjoy for the moment XD and review!

Izaya: Should I be afraid of what is going to happen to me?

Me: YES! Be very afraid!

Izaya: O_O"

Shizuo: HAHAHA! Izaya be prepared :D

Me: You too Shizu-chan be very afraid also!

Shizuo: O_O"

Me: Anyways… Enjoy this beautiful (and strange) story as I shall continue to write and please review! :P Good bye for now! *Flies away*

(Sorry for being so short!)