Random funny Harry Potter Things:
- If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!
- Remus Lupin does NOT want a flea collar
- I will not make any jokes about Lupin's and his time of the month.
- I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort
- I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape
- I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the headmasters office.
- Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda.
- I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class.
- I am not to refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'.
- The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
- If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 10 minutes, I shall assume that I am not allowed to use it.
- It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.
- "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
- Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."
- I am not allowed to paint the House Elves blue and call them Smurfs.
- The Whomping Willow is not a Entwife.
- I have eight Horcruxes, take that Voldy!
- So I was all like Avada Kadavra and he was all like Dead.
- Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret.