DISCLAIMER: Je ne own pas le Doctor Qui. XD I need to learn more french xD

A/N: LOL yaay I got another story doone! I feel so awesome, I should probably work on my multichapter story tho... haha, maybe later. But hey, this one has monkeys and pudding! ;D FYI, the Doctor brought the pudding, you'll see when you read XD haha please do share your thoughts

"Doctor, how did we even get here?" River asked as she glared aggravatingly at her beloved.

"Oh, isn't this place magnificent? It's the biggest Zoo in the universe- well wildlife reserve, Zoos lock up their animals, here they are set free to live in peace freely," the Doctor narrated as he ignored River's inquest.

"That's lovely dear, really, fascinating," she said, sarcasm dripping from her voice, "and as much as I love trips to the Zoo-"

"Wildlife reserve," he corrected sternly.

"...because I am 5 years old," River continued, dismissing his comment, "I'd much prefer not having all these animals around me."

The monkey on her head continued to search her hair for bugs as a parrot flew around her several times before it decided that she was not a good place to build it nest. Animals ran around freely and wildly, mixing with different species from different planets.

The Doctor had a big grin on his face as he watched them run around and occasionally reached out to pet one.

After several moments, River finally shook her head and the monkey jumped away from her and onto the Doctor's welcoming arm.

"Yes, I know she can be scary, but trust me she has a very good heart," she heard the Doctor whisper to the monkey, "oh, well yes, that's a big part of it too, but that's rather private and I'd would much like not to talk about that now, especially in front of her."

"Doctor," her voice held a warning tone as her eyes shot daggers into his soul, "we're here by mistake aren't we?"

The Doctor looked away shyly and gave a soft pout, "I was only looking for a good place to have pudding," he said as he held up two cups of pudding from behind his back, one chocolate and one vanilla.

River gave a strong sigh as she rolled her eyes and began to walk back to the TARDIS, "This is the last time I let you drive."

As she nears the door she feels a gooey liquid suddenly make a hard impact on her head. She saw brown drips fall onto the fall. Not giving the Doctor a second glass, she continued into the TARDIS with steam flying out of her ears.

"This better be the chocolate pudding," the Doctor could hear her whisper as she slammed the door shut.