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Bad timing

The TARDIS materialized on the Roald Dahl Plass. It was early evening in June and the air was warm. The doctor and Jack stumbled out of the doors,

"Hahahahaha, Doctor why don't we visit 18th century France more often? Asked Jack struggling to keep his balance on the wooden boards.

"Well, I don't know. We should anyway, the French really know how to PAR-TAY!"He shouted into the sky, arms waving like a demented windmill. He and Jack fell into a heap on the floor, laughing. Jack pulled himself off the floor; he looked around and smiled devilishly.

"Heeey, how about a little more fun before we go back to Torchwood eh?" the doctor sat up and wiped his eyes,

"What like?" He asked curiously. Jack pointed to a young woman sitting on a bench near the Norwegian church, listening to and iPod.

"Lets see if either of us can pull her, the one who doesn't get her number loses." The doctor grinned and stood up.

"Your on, loser" he started to walk towards her, a little unsteady at first. He managed to reach the bench without falling over. He sat down next to her, she looked up at him.

"Err, hi?"She said looking at his slightly unbuttoned shirt and the tie on his head. He smiled cheekily at her.

"Hi I'm John, I've eaten skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?" he smiled and waved at Jack, who was slowly meandering his way along to them. The girl gaped at him, eyes wide.

"You're drunk." The doctor nodded and giggled at her.

"Sure am, highest quality champagne from the King of France no less" At this point Jack had finally arrived, after knocking into a bin and apologising. He smiled at the girl.

"Hey there good-lookin'. I'm captain Jack Harkness of Torchwood, what's your name?" The girl looked at him in disbelief.

"I've heard of you. What sort of intergalactic space thingy gets drunk with aliens? Oh and my name is Susan Foreman, not good-lookin'. Got it?" Jack opened and closed his mouth a few times; the doctor fell off the bench.

"Its good, I'm fine. And I ain't just an alien, I'm a Time lord. Last of." Susan rolled her eyes and tutted

"Of all the places and times in the world, I meet you here, drunk in Cardiff. And because of this you probably haven't realised that I'm your Grand Daughter." The doctor laughed.

"Odd, my granddaughter was called Susan For..." He stopped mid sentence and a look of panic crossed his face. Jack wet himself laughing

"You almost pulled your granddaughter!" Susan sighed

"C'mon you, back to the TARDIS, before the police pick you up." She managed to drag Jack back to the TARDIS and poke the doctor in the right direction to the doors.