Hi guys! Holla-chan here, with a new story that I hope everyone likes! Please review with constructive critisism and if you have any comments or questions. If you have any ideas, I'm completely open, so just message me! Thank you, and enjoy.

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts. Sigh. But if I did... -cackles evilly-

Okay, so it all started with a little tiny ad I purchased and that fateful ice cream shop where everything seemed to go down. I was always in there with my gang; and don't get me wrong, we're not a gang sort of gang or anything. It's just my group of close friends: Zexion, Demyx, Marluxia, Larxene and me. First of all, Demyx is a total spaz. He is constantly hyper and bubbly, which annoys the heck out of Larxene and Marluxia. And he's not really the smartest light bulb on the Christmas tree. He's kind, though, and he has these weird moments of genius. Zexion is the more or less quiet one, which just means he isn't as rambunctious as Demyx and I. We run a business together. Well, it's more like an agency. See, everyone thought we were just some random nineteen year olds hanging out, but we were actually the Avengers. I am the Red Avenger, the leader.

Okay, first of all, this isn't my super hero name (although I'd be a damn good superhero at that, making people's lives better like this.) I basically get revenge for whatever you want or need. I can prank people with creativity, and you can have your own requests. If you can't think of anything, it's just like ordering from a menu. I have this whole list that you can choose from that differs in price depending on what I'll have to buy to achieve these pranks. But I mostly work as a "love avenger" kind of guy. I can break anybody's heart easily. I date them for a little, just enough for them to get attached, and I dump them. See? Easy as that. I also offer certain types of dumping/going out, it all depends. Dump through: text/phone call/billboard, you name it; I'll do it.

And I have an avenger-client deal where everything is completely confidential. Trust me; this whole ordeal is extremely professional. Just for a small fee, you can get revenge without getting your hands dirty. There are five avengers in our agency: The Red Avenger, the Blue, the Yellow, the Purple, and the Pink. The five of us specialize in certain categories of revenge. "The blue" mostly specializes in pranks, while "the yellow" and "the pink" specialize in the underground, dirty stuff like reputations. They sugar-coat you and learn your secrets one way or another, and then strike hard, like lightning, and hit you where it hurts most. "The purple" focuses on dignity, self-esteem, and how others think of you, by carefully calculating your downfall. I, the Red Avenger, specialize in love and managing the group, finances and stuff.

I guarantee that I can get our target to fall for me in a matter of days and then crush their heart into itty bitty pieces. It's pretty simple, really. It's just my dashing good looks and modesty, not to mention my charming sense of humor. And, for a special discount, you can hire all five of us for a sort of clean sweep revenge. He/She'll be left with no dignity, a broken heart, an awful rep, no self-esteem, and will be the laughing stock of everyone once we're through! An easy, effective way to get the job done! Ugh. I sound like the ad already.

So anyway, I got the job offer to meet with this girl at the ice cream parlor, her name was Namine Evans. Sweet girl, apparently some jerk dumped her after two-and-a-half years with no reason whatsoever besides "I got bored." So she purchased my help, as well as possibly the others in the future.

I met her Saturday at the ice cream parlor just as we'd arranged. She was a very sweet looking girl, her light blonde hair just above her shoulders, and wore a simple white beach dress. She had kind, innocent blue eyes that lit up as I walked over to her after I'd entered the shop. "Namine Evans?" I questioned. She nodded and motioned for me to sit. I sat next to her on the bar stool and introduced myself.

"I'm Axel. Thank you for requesting my services, I look forward to breaking the jerk's heart for you." She giggled and replied,

"Nice to meet you. I'm Namine. So fire away with the questions." I pulled a small notepad out of my back pocket along with a pen.

"So, what's this guy like? Is he straight or bi?" I asked with a notepad ready in hand.

Her face went a little pink but she answered, "Um… he's bi, I think."

"You think?" I questioned while furiously scribbling little notes on the white paper.

"Um… yeah…" A blush crept onto her face. "I mean… I never bothered to ask, but he liked me, and girls… but other guys too." I nodded calmly and her profuse blushing lessened. I proceeded to ask her the important questions, like name, where I can find him, etcetera, and she, in turn, asked me things like, "How much will it cost?" and "You sounded a lot different on the phone…"

I chose to answer the second question first. "Well, right now, I'm all business. But generally, I'm considerably cocky and infuriating. Just ask my co-workers." I gave her a grin and she laughed. The mood elevated and soon we were joking around like old friends. She was really a natural at talking to people, and really kind. Then, something struck me. She would be perfect as a part of our team! I mean, Larxene's our only girl, so obviously we need someone who doesn't come across as so... blunt, I guess was the kindest word you could use in the situation. "So, my turn. Do you have any interest in working with us? The others would love you and you'd get paid really well, trust me."

She didn't answer immediately. She pondered it for a moment before she said, "I-I don't think I'd be any good at it. It'd freak out…"

"I bet you wouldn't," I said with a smile. "C'mon, how about you just try it once, huh? Just help one customer and we'd pay you in full."

We sat in silence as she thought about it again. "Well… I guess it wouldn't hurt. And I'd love to meet your friends!" She smiled serenely.

"Great! How about tomorrow?" I ripped out a piece of paper from the notepad and quickly scribbled down the address to their "corporate offices", a.k.a. both Demyx's and my house. We'd lived next to each other for the longest time, ever since we were kids, so it only made sense to rent a house together since we went to the same college. We'd met Zexion as teenagers, became friends, and we saw him again at college after he'd moved with his family and came back for education. That's also how we met Marluxia and Larxene. We'd vaguely known our upperclassmen, but we met again at that fateful ice cream shop and became fast friends. "Here you go! See you!" I said eagerly, finishing with my cell phone number just in case she got stuck somewhere and needed directions. I sped out of the shop with nothing more than a wave in her direction before she had a chance to say no.

I had a feeling that my friends would either love her or positively despise her, and vice versa. As long as everything goes perfectly tomorrow, Namine could end up being a great friend of ours. Or it could be disastrous. Tomorrow should be interesting.

(A/N): Okay, I know it started out sounding like an AkuNami, but I swear it's not, okay? I promise it's an AkuRoku. PROMISE PROMISE PROMISE. Just you wait, okay? The Avengers and maybe even Roxas next chapter if it works in. Sorry it's so short, I promise it'll be longer next chapter. C: Please review! I'd love you forever! 3