Welcome to my walking dead Q & A. I've been planning to release this thing on this site for the longest time since I first wrote my TWD: Clementine the Scumbag (aka the original version). I originally had this up on another site, but sadly the site got shut down some time ago. Luckily I saved the questions from when it was there. I'm doing one for Mass Effect if you guys are interested. Here's a few questions for a bit of a taste of what is to come. Based off of Scumbag stories and scumbag decisions in TWD.
Q: Clementine, what would you do to Nick if he ever cheated on Sarah?
A: Clementine smirked as she cracked her knuckles. "If that bastard ever broke her heart, let's just say a certain something would be broken…and when I say broken I mean that idiot's neck and dick."
"I don't think…"
"Shut up, Sarah."
Q: Lee, who has the best booty out of all the females in your group?
A: "Heh heh, well the answer's pretty obvious." Lee smirked. "It was Ka…I mean uh, next question."
"Lee, you better not have been about to say my wife's name." Kenny narrowed his eyes at the former teacher.
"Of course I wasn't, Kenny." said Lee in an innocent voice. "I had something in my throat."
"Yeah, my wife's fucking name!" he accused.
Q: I really enjoyed your DBZ Kindergarten story. I noticed you mentioned that you were going to make one featuring the characters of the Walking Dead video game on your blog. Are you still planning to release it anytime soon? Same with DBZ Kindergarten.
A: Hopefully so. I've been working on the DBZ one for a while and I will have a chapter out hopefully soon. I don't know about the Walking Dead one. I'll definitely do it, but just not anytime soon.
Q: Lee and Clementine- What do you think about the shit bird?
A: "To be honest, I only kept him around because he looks like Shaggy…that and if the only way to escape a horde was to sacrifice someone, it would be him" shrugged Lee. "Otherwise I would have left him in the woods."
"No, Lee. Tell me how you really feel." said an irritated Ben.
"I'm just joking, Ben."
"Jerk."
"Virgin."
"I liked Ben." admitted Clementine. "He was really nice."
"Yeah you did, cuz you liked him!" Duck snickered.
"I did not!" Clementine snapped.
"Yes you did!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
The two continued arguing back and forth until Lee told both of them to shut the hell up.
Q: Lee, I ship you and Kenny. :3
A: "What the fuck is wrong with you?! Ugh! Maybe virgin boy or even Larry's old ass…okay maybe not Larry…but even if you said the Saint John brothers or Mark with those gorgeous eyes, I would understand. But this fucker? Hell no! Never!"
"Agreed." said Kenny.
"What the hell do you mean, agreed? You should be lucky to be paired with me, old man!" Lee snapped.
"Lee, are you high or somethin'?" Kenny looked over at his friend. "You just said…"
"Don't sass me, Beard Master."
Q: Clementine and Sarah- Do you wanna build a snowman?
A: "Not really." confessed Sarah rubbing her neck. "Every time we try making one, Clementine always makes it dirty. She always puts the nose in the wrong places."
"Well a snowman needs a snow dick doesn't he?" said Clementine shrugging.
"True, true." nodded Lee.
Q: Kenny, Nick, Clem, and Sarah- Have you forgiven Arvo for that ambush that nearly killed you guys?
A: "Jane was to blame for that shit!" said Kenny, Clementine, and Nick in unison.
"How is it my fault?!"
"Oh gee, I don't know...MAYBE IT WAS BECAUSE YOU TOOK HIS GUN?" Clementine glared at Jane. "Arvo would have moved on after that."
"You don't know that."
"Says the girl who only cares about herself." said Kenny.
"You're the one to talk." Jane glared at Kenny.