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Author's note: I thought these would be some fun songs for the holidays in, like, eight months. My friends and I thought about them last Christmas, but we didn't have an account back then. So here they are!!!
12 Days of Stargate
I'm just going to give you the days. It's quicker.
12 Michaels failing
11 Zat guns
10 ships a flying
9 Replicators
8 Zed PM's
7 Citrus fruits
6 Hive Ships
5 IDC's
4 Golden Eyes
3 System Lords
2 Puddle Jumpers
And Daniel Jackson the super hotty.\
Jack O'Neill is coming to town
(To Santa Clause is Coming to Town)
You'd better watch out
You'd better not cry
Even though you know all the doctors have to die
Jack O'Neill is coming to town
He's making a list
Checking it twice
Gonna find out which planets are nice
Jack O'Neill is coming to town
He sees you when you're sneaking
He knows when you've escaped
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good or he'll blow off your face
You'd better watch out
You'd better not cry
Even though you know all the doctors have to die
Jack O'Neill is coming to town!
Sheppard the nice haired leader
(to Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer)
You know Jackson and O'Neill and Ronon and Carter
Hammond and Fraiser and Teyla and Walter
But do you recall
The best haired person of all?
Sheppard the nice haired leader
Has better hair than McKay
And if you ever saw it
You would laugh as Rodney said hey
All of the other people
Have mediocre hair
They never let poor Sheppard
Wear the clothes he wanted to wear
Then one foggy planet came
Michael took him by fright
"Sheppard with your hair so nice
Won't you please go die tonight?"
Then how his team all loved him
As they beat up Michael with glee
Sheppard the nice haired leader
You'll go down in history!
You'll go down in historyyyyyy!
Michael the half wraith
(to Frosty the snowman)
Not completed yet, but here's the first verse!
Michael the half wraith
Was a crazy wacky soul
With his evil ways and his failing plans
And his stockings full of coal!