One day as I was exploring a cave I came across a treasure trove of poetry. It was poetry like none I had ever seen before, the handwriting was eloquent beyond compare. I couldn't help but fall madly in love with it. I knew that whoever wrote this could not be alive the pages were very old and the words seemed strange but readable. Kind of like how an Englishman speaks. Maybe this mystery person was from England. He was a long way from home if he was. I took some of the books and stashed them in my pack. There was plenty more of this cave to explore. After a few minutes I came upon a lake. I took out my waterproof light and stripped down to my skivvies. Naturally there would be a lake when I didn't bring any scuba gear. I went down into the frigid water and saw many fish and aquatic life that seemed to be saltwater in origin, strange. I went deeper into the water and saw a recess in the wall of the cave. I went back up for air and decided to go into the recess. After about a minute my lungs were burning but I pushed forward. I had to know what lie beyond. And if I died I could know I died doing what I love. After a few more seconds I was starting to blackout, but a few fish guided me to the end and to the surface on the other side I gasped for air and thanked the fish they seemed to understand me and swam away. One of the fish looked kinda like a blob and I wondered how on earth it could move. It was kinda cute though. After catching my breath I swam to the shore there I found piles of gold coins and what appeared to be a pirates treasure. And amongst the coins I saw a skeleton dressed in a mid century suit and another book written in the same style I knew this had to be the person I fell in love with. I was always a bit of an odd ball so the thought of me loving a skeleton didn't seem so far fetched. I couldn't move him though it looked as if he'd break at the slightest touch, and he looked so peaceful. I couldn't help but get a raging boner, but I didn't want to ruin anything so I went into the water and removed my skivvies and thought to myself I can't believe I'm jacking off in a lake in a cave to a skeleton. Then out of nowhere the blob looking fish came up and opened its mouth and tackled my dick all of a sudden I was getting a blow job... a blob job from a fish. The worst part? It felt obscenely fantastic. I've had the privilege of fucking men and women some were so skilled it was scary but this little fish could suck corners around them. I could feel myself ready to burst and after releasing my semen into its mouth it transformed into my idol. Tim Burton. He told me that it was actually his skeleton over there and that he made a foolish mistake and ended up dying some hundreds of years ago but the life essence of another human being would allow him to come to life again.
"now that you know my secret young man, I can't let you leave me, you can either die or stay by my side forever." My idol just told me to be his forever and that he was actually the one I was feeling hot and bothered over. Of course I'd marry him. So I told him that. And he turned me into a blob fish and put me in the water. I assumed because I struggled with the swim the first time. But after we got to the other side he put me in a bowl and we went to his house. Where I was put into a large aquarium with many other blob fish. And quickly learned the terrible secret, he wasn't going to marry me he was going to use me. But I didn't care I couldn't help but be drawn to him still, and when he'd jump into the aquarium naked I was always the first to rush in and suck out his seed for him. Just like he did for me. I finally knew where I belonged. Right here in the aquarium with Tim Burton as a blob fish. Life was so much simpler now.