Okay everybody, it's my first story. Its SasukexNaruto, meaning Sasuke IS the seme, because how can you make Naruto, of all the guys, top Sasuke?Naruto is too much of an uke anyways.

Disclaimer: NOT MINE!!! If it was then Naruto would look even more like a girl, and everyone would want a piece of him.

Warning: Guy on guy, slight Sakura bashing (just because she is so useless and annoying and Sasuke seems to hate her (and I love him so deal with it.) until Shippuden) and AU!!!(it would be depressing for me to write in the ninjaverse right now because my sister went to Japan last week and didn't take me with her.)

Chapter 1

"Mmm Sasuke, you're so good to me. Fuck me harder please!" Sasuke rolled his eyes at the pink-haired girl he was currently pounding into. "Oh yeah just like that. Mmm, slam your cock into me as fast and hard as you want to. I want it Sasu-baby....

"Don't call me that. Just close your fucking mouth and let me finish off." Sasuke said flatly. He just kept pushing in and out of her body, trying to bring himself over the edge. He'd been fucking her for a while, and he was starting to get bored of her company when he heard a knock on his door. Gratefully he got up and pulled on a pair of sweat pants.

"Don't let me meet you here when I get back." He said with a sneer at the girl. Sakura's face clouded over in a familiar hurt that Sasuke was used to seeing after nights like these.

" But Sasuke I thought you wanted me just like you said?"

"No, I said I wanted you to get me off. You didn't mission failed, as usual. You're worse in bed than the others." Sasuke said with a smirk. "Get lost loser."

With tears running down her face, Sakura gathered up her things and left, running out of Sasuke's room leaving out of a back entrance. He knew she'd be back in a few days anyway.

Walking down to answer the door, Sasuke looked at his reflection in the mirror and smirked. He loved making Sakura cry, over and over again. Arriving downstairs, thinking about how unnecessarily large his house was, he looked through his window, and saw his two of his best friends on his doorstep. Shikamaru Nara, who wore his long, brown hair up in a ponytail, was smoking a cigarette with his hands shoved in his pockets. And Neji Hyuuga, a tall, graceful-looking boy with long brown hair that went past his waist. The latter obviously chastising the former for smoking another cigarette that day. Swinging the door open he invited them in without looking at them.

Shikamaru, threw his finished fag to the ground mashing it with his right foot. Stepping inside the foyer, he inhaled the air in the room. "Holy shit, Sasuke, in here smells like sex. Were you screwin' that pink-haired thing again? Hell, I hope that you know your dick's gonna turn pink, shrivel up and fall off if you keep doing her." Shikamaru said with a laugh.

"Shut up Nara, or I'll give you something to laugh at. Anyways, isn't laughing considered work to you, you lazyass?" Sasuke shot back leading the trio into the kitchen. They seated themselves around the spotless island counter.

"Yes. Please shut up Shikamaru, talking about that walking bottle of Pepto Bismol gone wrong is making me completely sick to my stomach. Not to mention, certain parts of Sasuke's anatomy makes my poor stomach churn even more." Neji said, turning his colorless eyes on Sasuke's own ebony pair. "Go get ready. We're going out. Now."

"Did you two think to ask me if I wanted to go out? What if I wanted to stay here and just call in for some action? I haven't done that other blonde girl in a while." Sasuke said to the other two. Seeing their faces after his response brought a ghost of a smile to his face. They had both raised an eyebrow at him. Quickly suppressing a snort at them, he turned to go upstairs, but he paused at the door of the kitchen "Where are we going anyway? It better not be some lame dance club like last time."

"Nah, you got us kicked out from most of them anyways. If only you would stop filing sexual harassment on people. Then we could get you laid. Not that you need help with that." Shikamaru quickly said after seeing the disbelief on Sasuke's face. He knew Sasuke didn't need help in that department, but he really wanted his friend to get out of his house for a change. Besides his girlfriend, Temari told him to bring Sasuke and Neji to this new dance club in the red light district. Neji was easier to convince, but Sasuke was such a stubborn mule when it came to doing what someone else asked. 'What a drag, getting these two troublesome jerks to agree.' Shikamaru thought. "Anyways, so I thought that we'd take you to a...a different type of club, so to speak. Call it your early birthday present." Shikamaru smirked. Sasuke was always a sucker for birthday presents. Well one's including him getting some later.

"Give me 20 minutes. I have to get the scent of dead roses off of me." With that Sasuke left to go get ready. 'Who knows, maybe someone worth my time will show up tonight. Sasuke never knew how right he was.

So what did you guys think? was the first chapter okay? I promise Naruto will be in the next one. Review, and I don't really care to read flamers, so if you write them, i'll read them, and then forget about them. I'm writing this because I needed a challege to practice for Comp 1.