A/N: Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto... I wish I did... but not gonna happen.

Sasuke runs through the halls of a building, his family's mansion. Naruto follows him.

"You're going to be surprised when you see this," said Sasuke.

Naruto looks at him still following. "What is it again?" Naruto asked.

Sasuke stopped and looked to him. "Why do I always have to explain everything to you twice?" Sasuke grabbed a key out of his pocket. "It's a family treasure, locked in a special room in the building."

Naruto looks at the key. "Ummm... what is the treasure like?"

Sasuke threw the key up and grabbed it in mid-air, then puts it in his pocket. "Oh... you'll see" He smiles and runs along the floor again.

They approach the locked door as Sasuke grabs the key from his pocket again. "Time to unlock it." He puts the key in and twists it and opens the door.

Naruto looks at the treasure, his eyes glowing. "Oh wow!" Naruto jumps around. "That's so cool!"

Sasuke looks to him with a blank stare. "That's just the box that the treasure is in..."

Silence.

"Oh... then your treasure is crap... I mean really... a box?!"

Naruto's comment earned him yet another black eye. "It's just the box that HOLDS the treasure BAKA!"

Sasuke opens the box with another key he had. "It's a..." He pulls out a sword.

"...A KATANA!" Naruto's eyes glow again at the sight. "Oh wow! That's so cool!"

Sasuke smiles and unsheathes the katana. He holds it up. "So. Want to take it for a spin?"

Two seconds later

Naruto runs around swinging the katana in places. "Wow, it's fast! And pretty light for a katana."

Sasuke watches him testing the katana. "I haven't unsheathed that for a while, so you better watch where you're swinging that thing.

Naruto smiled still swinging the katana and he looks back to Sasuke. "Chill out. I'm as careful as a--"

SMASH!

Naruto looks back in front of him as he sees the katana in the wall, with vase pieces on the table above the blade.

Sasuke looks to the debris of the vase, his arms drooped, mouth dropped, eyes wide and white. "H-holy crap... M-my mother is g-gonna slaughter m-me."

Naruto looks to Sasuke and wags his finger. "Sasuke... tsk tsk... how could you?"

Sasuke didn't EVEN want to explain his fault in this to him. "Shut up, baka."

Sasuke's mother walks through the hall and looks to the two boys, but Sasuke was in front of the accident covering it. "Everything's okay here... nothing to see here!!!!" Sasuke was apparently nervous about the situation. "REALLY!!!" He started to wave his arms.

Sasuke's mother continues to walk down the hall. Sasuke sweatdropped and looked to Naruto. "I hate you." He said bluntly in a low voice.

Naruto grabs the katana and tries to sheathe it. "Well at least you mom didn't fi--" He brought the sword to the sheath with wide eyes.

Sasuke looked to him. "That didn't go into its sheath, did it?"

Naruto shook his head. "No..."

"You want me to call the hospital... don't you?"

Naruto nods. "Yes..."

Sasuke walks down the hall. "Okay."

Hope you enjoyed this first chapter. This is my first real attempt in a part comedy fanfic... so um... yea. It's also the one story so far that I have hopes for " Well, Review plz