Star vs. The Alien
"M-Marco…" Star said, struggling to come downstairs.
"Star? Are you okay?" Marco asked as he dashed over to the stairway.
"Ouch," Star said, putting both her hands on her heart as she walked down the stairs. "All...all I know is...I..I visiting the Forest of Certain Death to do some hunting last night. When I-I was there, I s-saw these big eggs all over the place. I went to go see what they were a-and this crab-looking thing jumped on my face. "
"Ow...ow...OW!" Star said louder and louder; she leant down with both hands grasping her chest.
"Star!" Marco said. He tried to walk Star to her dining table seat, but she collapsed onto the table. Marco took out his cell phone and started to dial 911.
"What happened when the crab thing jumped on your face?" Marco asked.
"Ow…" Star said. "I-I tried pulling that thing off, but I couldn't. I screamed and kept on pulling on it, but it wouldn't come off!"
Star grit her teeth in pain.
"Then I w-went back to my bedroom and lied down." Star said.
"Where is the crab thing now?" Marco said.
"I woke up this morning...and it was laying down near my bed, dead."
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah."
Something in Star's chest started shaking and she and Marco princess then started gasping and her arms and legs flung sporadically. Marco tried his best to keep his friend stable. Star kept screaming Marco's name louder and louder.
Then something ripped out of her dress and shot lasers.
It turned out it was a laser puppy. It bounced out, barking and shooting lasers everywhere. It shot one on Marco's shin.
"Ow!" he said, falling on the floor.
"Wait a minute..." Marco said, suspiciously.
He walked back to the table and saw Star was squirming, pretending to sound like she was suffocating. He noticed the big hole in the front of her dress.
Star then looked up at her best friend and burst into laughter. Marco was unimpressed.
"Got you, Marco!" she said, grinning. "Did I get you good!" Star went back to laughing.
"STAR!" Marco shouted. "How could you do this? I mean-do you know how scared I was! I thought you were dying!"
Star finished laughing and gave Marco a hug.
"Man your movies are inspiring," she said. "Anyway, you up for some breakfast?"
Marco facepalmed.