Talking with the Stars
Intro: Hi this is my first fanfic! It might be a bomber or it might be the most popularist fan fiction ever! Though whatever it might be give me ideas or how much you loved or hated it! Special Thanks to my big bro. Here it goes!
Mary: Hi! This is my new talk show! It's called TALKING WITH THE STARS! Today we have Yotsuba! I said Yotsuba! Yotsuba where are you? Get out here!
(Audience Claps)
Yotsuba: Sorry I was just signing autographs.
Mary: Do you even know how to write your name?
Yotsuba: Uh Yes… NO! I'm mean… NO!! I'm a failure can you set me up with Dr. Phil?
Mary: This is like Dr. Phil only way better!
Yotsuba: Then can you help me?
Mary: Okay… What's your problem?
Yotsuba: Uh… I don't know!
Mary: What do you mean you don't know!
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Mary: WAIT----
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Talking with the Stars
Mary: And we're back. Are you ready for some FOOTBALL!
Jay the Camera Man: No wrong script! It's supposed to be "Are you Ready to get REAL with Yotsuba!"
Mary: Oh mumble. That was just a test because you know… I like to do that, so here's Yotsuba!
(Audience Claps)
Yotsuba: Oh… Hold the Applause!
Mary: You haven't done anything.
Yotsuba: I can have my dreams! Even though I'm a total famous character in a book!
Mary: Right let's go with that! Anyway what is your favorite character besides you?
Yotsuba: Me!
Mary: No! Besides you!
Yotsuba: There are characters besides me?
Mary: Yeah! I'll ask you another question. Which book is your favorite book?
Yotsuba: I've got to say Winnie the Pooh!
Mary: No the books your in!
Yotsuba: I'm in a book?
Mary: You just said the… Oh never mind!
Yotsuba: Are you going to help me with my problems or not?
Mary: Um, I can't help since you have no problems.
Yotsuba: But I can't write my name!
Mary: It's not that hard it's Y-O-T-S-U-B-A.
Yotsuba: Put it all together and what does it spell YOTSUBA HEY HEY YOTSUBA!!
Mary: Congrats, you know how to spell, but you're being kicked out!
Yotsuba: But…But…But, I need help.
Mary: You don't need my help. You need crazy, psycho-electric, crazy help.
Yotsuba: But, But.
Mary: Oh, I'm sorry we're all out of time. Tune in next week. We'll be talking with Bob, the guy who collects garbage out of our dumpsters. Just kidding, but wouldn't that be cool?
Thanks for reading my first fanfic. I'll try to update as fast as I can. I also want to know what you think, so please review, comment, or give new ideas, just review.
THANKS!!