Welcome to A.H: Anthology!

This is a collection of A.H minibites and short stories that were and are not in the main story. I'm simply doing this as a little spin-off/side job.

Chapters will vary from minibite collections to short stories. If you have not read the main story there are a few spoilers but nothing serious, you are still welcome to read if you not mind (like I could stop you.)

This is simply for fun, humor, and a little extra love and insanity so if the drama in A.H has become too much, this is a little side job to ease your hearts.

I will try my best with this and hopefully I will have more information the next time I post. Hope you like.

Minibite collection (1-5)

1. Parenting Puberty

(Uchiha household (Konoha): Freshman year)

"Fugaku? Have you noticed anything strange about Sasuke lately?" Mikoto asked, distraught as she took a seat next to Fugaku with a hot tea in hand early in the morning.

He glanced up at her from his newspaper, "what do you mean?"

"Well, he's fifteen now," she frowned, "lately it seems like he holds himself more in his room and doesn't confide in us anymore, this is a really awkward time for him and I want to be there for my son…but, I don't think he'll let me," she said, teary eyed.

Fugaku cleared his throat and looked back to the newspaper, "Don't you worry Mikoto, Sasuke is doing fine during this point in his life. I don't think we have to worry about him having trouble in that…area."

Mikoto slumped, "Oh! I miss the days when he was in elementary school. He'd be so excited to go bike riding with me so we could get some exercise together!"

"Yes well, now he has his own form of exercise…" Fugaku mumbled.

"Pretty soon he'll start liking girls right?!" she said, exasperated, not hearing him. "All the girls he brings home now to play games, Fugaku I fear pretty soon he'll start having urges." She whispered as if it were taboo.

He clenched the newspaper without looking to her.

"Games…?"

"So Itachi says," she said bluntly. "I mean, he's always up there with some girl making a ruckus. Come to think of it, when Itachi was about his age he had a bad video game habit too."

Fugaku faintly groaned.

"Why, just last night he had a girl spend the night didn't he? Probably to test the new video game Itachi says he just bought him," Mikoto said matter-factly.

"Mikoto…sweetheart…you have to understand, Sasuke is—"

"Oh! Sasuke-honey!" Mikoto said, abruptly standing up as he stepped into the kitchen, shirtless and sweaty, his hair in a ruffled mess and his hands in his pockets.

He raised a brow as Mikoto stepped up to him.

"Sasuke," she took a deep breath, "I know this is a really awkward time for you, you're going through a lot at your age, but I want you to know that mommy is here for you and any questions you may have about what's going on…down there…" she murmured.

"Mom." He sighed, holding his head. "It's too early for this."

"I strongly don't encourage it until you turn eighteen, I'll even buy you your first pack of condoms if you want!" she said excitingly.

Sasuke stood still and raised a brow again, "Thanks but…I'm good…for now."

Mikoto clasped her hands together and her eyes watered, "my baby boy! So young and inexperienced—!"

He narrowed his eyes.

"Stay right here! I'm going to go pick up a book on parenting puberty!" she said excitingly as she ran past him. "And we really have to do something about those late night video games young man! You're always waking up tired and sweaty!"

When the door slammed Sasuke looked to Fugaku who glanced at him.

"Video games…?" Sasuke slurred.

"Blame your brother…"

2. My Best Friend's Girlfriend Is My Sister

Naruto groaned loudly and obnoxiously as he collapsed on the second living room's couch early Saturday morning where Neji, Shikamaru, and Gaara sat after breakfast.

Naruto groaned again, his face deep into the cushion as he shook violently.

Shikamaru sighed and Neji rolled his eyes.

"What's the matter with you." Gaara demanded.

"You know guys; sometimes I forget that the girl Teme is dating, always kissing, and always…doing, is my…sister."

"So? We thought you'd be used to it by now." Shikamaru said.

"Yeah, well. Sometimes I have to have a grim reminder dattebayo…" he murmured.

The previous day (mid-afternoon)

Naruto beamed as he walked back up the steps after just lazing by the pool side with the guys. Well, most of the guys.

Sasuke had been halled up in his room since noon. Deciding he should join them, Naruto stepped to his door.

"Hey! Teme come on! You've been in your room all day!" Naruto said, opening the door. "You should come and hang out with—"

His eyes nearly shot out of his sockets when he finally heard the noise and saw the sight of Sasuke (his back to him) on top of a whimpering and moaning Megami, riding her like there was no tomorrow.

Breathing heavily, Sasuke stopped and turned his head to the side, glaring at Naruto as he tried to catch his breath.

Megami picked her head up, her hair ruffled as she attempted to cover her breasts.

"Hey bro! What's up?!" she said sweetly.

"Don't you knock dobe." Sasuke said coldly.

Without saying a word Naruto crept backwards, bringing the door with him and quietly shutting it.

In silence he began making his way down the hall, the only problem was he walked wobbly and knocked into things like a drunk until he tripped and collapsed on the floor.

Neji burst out laughing as Naruto groaned again.

"Stop over thinking, it's past the point of weird that your best friend is dating your sister." Gaara said nonchalantly.

"Just a friendly reminder that I lost my virginity to your sister…" Shikamaru mumbled. Gaara trailed his eyes to him, forming into a glare.

"And aren't you dating Hinata? She's like a sister to me and I let you go out with her." Neji said seriously.

"Think of it this way." Shikamaru said, "we all think of the girls as our best friends or sister (grant it the one we're not dating) so it shouldn't be any different from walking in on Neji and Ten (which you've done countless times) or anyone else for that matter."

"I guess you're right," Naruto sighed.

The boys turned to the sounds of footsteps, seeing Sasuke walk into the living room, his hands in his pockets.

"Morning," he said casually.

Naruto shook visibly and groaned, collapsing back into the couch, to the boys chagrin.

3. How To Have A Baby

"Wow, your stomach is getting bigger every day."

Neji cringed as the heel of Tenten's foot dug into his cheek bone.

"I mean because of the baby! The baby god damn it!" he yelled.

"Oh," she said, nodding, understanding, as they sat in his room on his bed alone in the late afternoon.

He trailed his hand down her bare stomach as she watched him continuously run his hand over the thick, engorged section where the baby was growing.

Tenten sighed, "So what do you think we should name him?"

"Her."

Tenten rolled her eyes as he continued to run his hand up and down her stomach.

"You know, I would have expected so much different from you. Don't you want a male heir to the Hyuga family?"

"I'm not even the heir to the Hyuga family." He said dully, his eyes focused on her abdomen. "And besides, I honestly don't care what sex the baby is. But I would like a girl."

"Really?" Tenten laughed. "You really want to deal with periods, regular puberty, boys hanging around the house, lingerie hanging around the house, heartbreak, and pregnancy, all in one go—?"

"I would treat her like a princess." He said plainly, his hand motions on her stomach, seized. "I'll buy her all the tampons she wants and give her the space she needs when she's having one of her days. I'll sooner cut my stomach open and die before I let her bring a boy home. As long as she picks up after herself she can leave a bra in the fridge for all I care. I'll sit there and hold the tissue if I need too but I'll still be the one telling her I told her so. And pregnancy? You must be out of your god damn mind if you think she's getting anywhere near a penis before she's thirty."

Tenten burst out loud laughing and flopped back into his bed. He leaned down, trapping her as she trailed her own hand down her stomach.

"That almost sounds like how to treat me." She giggled.

He shrugged.

"But, you don't treat me like a princess." She frowned, whispering a bit.

He raised a brow, "of course not."

She trailed her eyes away, just as he leaned down and planted a soft kiss on her lips, letting her trail her eyes back to meet his.

"Because you're my queen, and I am but a humble servant…"

4. Are You Smarter Than A Sakura?

"So what'd you get?" Sakura smiled to Gaara as they were handed back the results of their AP Physics test.

Gaara, who had not been paying attention when the teacher handed them back, glanced at the paper then stared out the window once again. "I don't really care."

"Oh come on!" she giggled, "I wanna know!"

"What did you get? "

Excitedly, she flipped her paper around.

"100 percent!"

He half-smiled when he glanced at her, "Good job, Sakura."

"Now come on! What about you!"

"You can look yourself if you'd like." He shrugged a bit.

Quickly, Sakura whipped up his paper. She didn't know what she was so hyped about, he couldn't have gotten a higher score than her, and Miss. Goto said beforehand that only one student had gotten the highest grade.

But, she screeched like a banshee when she stared at his paper, alerting and shocking the lot of the class.

106

"What?" he said as he trailed his eyes to her, not showing his surprise.

"You got a 106!" she whisper-yelled. "You got 106! How does that happen?!"

His face remained stoic as he glanced at the paper.

"Sakura…"

"How did you get over a hundred?! I only got a hundred! I spent hours studying for this test!" she whipped her head around in shock and confusion.

"Sakura…"

She jumped up as the bell rang.

"I must not have put in enough detail in my written response! That has to be it! Or maybe there was extra credit I didn't see!"

"Sakura…"

He sighed as she walked out of the room with her things, flailing the tests in her hand. Quickly, he followed her.

"Or maybe Miss. Goto has it out for me!" she gasped dramatically. "You know I got a 99 percent on the last test after I knocked her pencils over by accident! That has to be it! I just don't know what I did this time!"

"Sakura…" Gaara called as he followed her to lunch.

"I can't believe this! I mean, no offense Gaara I know you're smarter than me in a lot of things but Physics is my element! I can't have a lower grade! I can't! That's it! I have to burn it! I have to burn the evidence! Oh but wait! Miss. Goto already knows!"

She gasped again.

"Sakura…" he sighed in exasperation as he caught up with her.

"That means I have to burn her room too! I might even have to burn the entire school down to—"

She raised a brow as Gaara took his test paper from her hand, flipped it over with a blank expression, and handed it back to her, putting his hands in his pockets.

She blinked as she stared at the paper.

"You got a ninety percent…" she whispered. "Miss. Goto forgot to dot her percent…and it was upside down."

She blushed sheepishly and stared at her shoes as he half-smiled at her again.

"Sorry…" she murmured.

He said nothing, but simply leaned down and kissed her cheek.

When he stood straight she looked up to him and smiled, linking her arm with his as they continued on to lunch.

"Does this mean I got a higher grade than you on the English test?"

"Don't push it…"

5. Neko Goes For A Drive

"Read it and weep Hinata! This is how you take care of a car!" Ino smiled triumphantly as she gazed at the sparkling yellow Bug car before her.

Hinata giggled as both girls stood outside in the spring light while Ino wiped down her car.

"I must say Ino, it looks marvelous. I'm surprised at you, normally you would never think of going anywhere near anything mechanical."

Ino huffed, "It's not mechanical if I'm keeping my precious baby gorgeous! It takes skill to make a car look good! Do you have any idea how many times I had to get Lammie waxed per week when I had her?"

"Actually I do…" Hinata mumbled with a nervous smile.

The girls looked to the open front door when Neko came running out, wagging his tail in excitement.

"Hi Neko-baby!" Ino cooed as he ran into her arms.

"Ruff! Ruff ruff!" he responded.

After a kiss she turned around and planted him on the front seat of her car, where he continued to jump and bounce in excitement.

"Ino, you actually let an animal into your car!" Hinata gasped.

Ino waved her hand nonchalantly. "Oh please, there's protective covering on the seats, like I would ever. Like I was saying, it takes a true master to make a car look good—"

Hinata blinked a couple times as the car slowly began to move backwards behind Ino.

"Um…Ino?"

"—It's not always about oil and machines or whatever other pieces go into a car!" she grimaced as the car sped up a bit as it came down towards the drive way.

"Ino—"

"Don't interrupt me Hinata, it's rude! Now, as I was saying, I'm not letting anything happen to this like I did to Lammie. We got in so many almost accidents and a few real ones that I feared for her life!"

The car sped out the driveway. Hinata's eyes widened.

"Ino!"

"—And I'm going to make sure that absolutely nothing happens to my—"

"INO! The car!" Hinata yelled.

Ino twisted around, nearly giving herself a whiplash as she watched the car (somehow turn) and head down the road.

Her scream could be heard in Hokkaido.

"Why didn't you say something?!" Ino yelled as the girls raced after it.

Hinata sighed in exasperation as both girls chased the car down the road.

As they rushed to catch up with it, Neko poked his head out and smiled at the girls, wagging his tail from the open-doored front seat.

"Oh I'm so happy you're having a good time Neko!" Ino yelled furiously.

Hinata, nearly breathless as they chased the car—and Neko—for half a mile was none to surprised to see that Ino, even in five inch thin heels, was still furiously running like a track star, heading to the car.

She screamed like a warrior princess as she jumped the hood of the car. She crawled over the roof until, as the car still rushed down the main road (to the chagrin of many drivers and the confusion of many people) she was able to slip into the driver's seat whereas Neko moved to the passenger's seat happily as she stopped the car

"Why don't you put this sort of energy into sports?!" Hinata called, out of breath as she finally caught up to the car and collapsed onto her butt, breathing heavily.

"Oh my sweet little baby! I'm so glad you're alright!" Ino smiled happily as she picked Neko up. "Don't you ever scare mommy like that again!"

Hinata smiled warmly, "Yes, I'm glad Neko's fine too—"

"Who the hell's talking about Neko?!" she shot as she tossed the puppy onto Hinata's lap.

"I was talking about my poor baby! You must have gone through so much! Mommy's sorry!" she cried dramatically.

Hinata sighed and ran a hand down her face as Neko barked and bounced on her lap.

What do you think? Want more?

Chapter collections will vary from minibites and short stories. If it minibites there will be more stories. If it is short stories, there maybe be able two or three, it depends. Sometimes I may even mix it up.

Yes A.H will still be updated as soon as I possibly can, but this is just a little side thing I'm trying out since I'll have the summer to do a little more.

Hope you liked! See you soon!