At Thunder High School (because author lacks originality), Lionblaze, Hollyleaf, and Jayfeather., sat in the cafeteria. What? Want a description? No, fuck you. Use your imagination.
"Guys, like, why do we have dumb names?" Lionblaze inquired, taking a bite out of food or something. I dunno, ask him.
"Like what?" Hollyleaf responded, looking up from her book. She's, like, sooper-dooper smart, and you know that because she reads - and, like, only smart people read. You know?
"You know what I mean; Lionblaze, Hollyleaf, Jayfeather - like, were mom and dad high when they named us?" He exclaimed. Lionblaze turned to his scrawny, social outcast of a brother with unnatural gray hair that made him look like an anime character, "what do you think, Jayfeather?"
"I think making a Warriors High School fanfiction is overdone and the only reason they're relevant is because it's guaranteed success and hundreds of reviews," Jayfeather said nonchalantly, taking a drink from his bottle of bepis.
Loinblaze and Hollyleaf shared a glance, "weirdo," they muttered in unison.
"I also think Brokenstar did nothing wrong,"
"easy, tiger,"
Sunddenly, Foxleap - an infamously zany and wacky prankster - burst through the cafeteria doors even though they were already open, "guysguysguysguys!" he hollered breathlessly.
"What?" All three of them responded in unison.
"I put an exotic and potentially dangerous animal in the staff base! How humorous!" He exclaimed. Seconds later, the sounds of an angry and rabid honey badger could be heard from down the hall.
"Kay." Lionblaze replied.
"I also stole Berrynose's memes," Foxleap bragged, his voice low.
"Why are you whispering?" Jayfeather questioned.
"So the-"
Foxleap was tackled to the ground by a swat officer as several other swat officers flooded into the cafeteria, "this is the meme police! We have you surrounded!" the officer who tackled Foxleap stated the obvious, "you're gonna get meme'd on, kiddo!"
The meme police immediately began beating Foxleap with clubs and the opening theme for Seinfeld played over the intercom. Why? Don't question it unless you're looking to get meme'd on too.
As the wacky prankster was being subjected to meme police brutality, Berrynose busted into the cafeteria, "I'm clinically depressed!" he cried out. You may feel this is out of place in a fanfiction that has mostly been random and quirky, but we're suddenly dealing with mental health because the author suddenly realised they've been focusing too heavily on how wacky and zany Foxleap is.
What a quirky and random high school!
End me.