House always thought he was the master of pranks. Then he falls for the mother of all pranks. Not only does he fall for it, he falls in love with it. Cameron/House.

Disclaimer: I don't own House but my birthday is coming up and he's at the top of my wish list sooo….

Chapter 1- The beginning of a genius plan:

After a particular day, which just happened to be April's Fool, House sighed happily, proud of what he had accomplished today. He really enjoyed playing jokes on people, so of course, today was his favourite day.

Retrieving his cane he limped to the door, grabbing his backpack on the way.

Turning the light off, he limped from the room deciding to go find a near by bar that was hopefully open.

Cameron sighed as she watched her boss limp down the hall. She had promised herself after last years tricks and jokes that she would never come to work again on Aprils Fool but once again she was already at work before she realized it was House's favourite day.

Picking up some charts and gingerly grabbing her handbag (just in case it was booby-trapped, again) Cameron switched the over head light off and wandered down the hall to the elevator.

Seeing a light shining from under a certain door she decided to pay a visit to Wilson.

Knocking gently she pushed the door open gently. She was welcomed with a warm smile.

"Hey, Cameron".

"Hey Wilson", she sighed.

His look turned concerned, "Are you OK?"

"It's House".

Wilson nodded and patted the space next to him on the couch he was siting on. Moving to sit next to him, Cameron dropped her belongings on the floor.

Wilson watched her carefully.

"Well, I know is his favourite day and all, but his jokes, they, well, aren't funny".

Wilson nodded knowingly, "I know. It's just because he doesn't like being on the receiving end of them".

Cameron's eyes lit up as she thought of an idea, "Well, why don't we put him on the receiving end".

Wilson glanced up at her, "Why, Doctor Cameron, that's not a bad idea".

Cameron grinned at him and frowned as he sobered a bit.

"What?", she questioned

"How are we going to prank the master of all pranks?"

Cameron smiled faintly, "Already having doubts, Doctor Wilson?"

Wilson shook his head quickly.

"Good. We just need to figure out a plan that House hasn't thought of yet".

"That's gonna be very hard", Wilson reminded her.

"We'll need help from everyone. And I mean everyone".

Wilson nodded and they out their heads together to come up with a genius plan.

Please R&R! I love honesty! I need some help! if anyone has any idea's for pranks that would be a huge help. I also need to know the names of House's parents so any information in any of those departments would be extremely helpful.

TBC xoxo