I don't own MMPPP.
Just a oneshot to prove I'm still alive. :P
Lucia stared awkwardly at the community pool.
"Um..Rina."
"What?"
"Erm..Why is the water yellow-ish...?"
That was the question of doom, for Rina answered simply, "Humans pee in public pools."
"And in other bodies of water," Hanon added, coming out of the changing rooms. She looked marvelous, her blue sarong speckled with purple flowers.
"W..What..?!"
"Let's see.." Noel popped out of nowhere.
"People pee in toilets only slightly more than half the time. The other half is filled with the ocean, pools, bottles, lakes, rivers.. Trees, as well."
Lucia fainted.
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Ohmigosh.
Lucia thought, utterly scarred.
Kaito had gone to surf, and everything looked slightly yellow to her now. She arrived, only to watch as he surfed in globs of pee ---!!
And the bishie sparkles looked like bum sparkles.
"I thought I'd never say this, but -- Noooess!!"
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She refused.
She absolutely refused to go underwater and fight the demons.
And she refused to drink water.
And she refused to take a bath.
How's that for the Mary-Sue people know me as?! Lucia smirked.