Fear the future! Another Humor Asylum Cliché
By Michela, the other other other white meat
[A match is struck, Opening on a seemingly deranged figure with one red eye and a long, white beard in a padded room, wearing a straight jacket, a green tutu and surrounded by goats, penguins, and leprechauns, all foaming at the mouth... this strange creature is later found to be Michela... in her later years :::evil laughter:::]
Michela: Goat, have we any visitors?
[silence]
Michela: Good. You know how much I... despise... visitors, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Michela: What happened to that nice young man sporting the white coat?
[silence]
Michela: Oh yes, I remember now. I agree completely. He was rather tastey.
Michela: I wonder what happened in my younger days, before my talking goldfish made my room fuzzy...
[Suddenly, a completely dark setting appears, untill a match is struck, and we see... VOLDEMORT IN A LEATHER THONG! AAAAAAAARG! SOMEBODY GET THE HOOSE! Er, mental trauma asside, hands typing on a screen. Typing... tpyos. jsut tyops.]
Screen: piss of, yu frekes.
Valdyr: It's... it's...
All: HERTY!
Herty: Iv'e coem bak because mi teechr did'nt lik the red from wen i put mi hamstr in the microwave
Jackaloob and Morwen: HERTY!!! We missed you soooo much!
Michela: Group hug! For old time sake!
Reese: Herty, I think you were supposed to poke holes in the hampster before you put it in the microwave.
zt74132: Yeah, Herty. Remember what happened to the cat?
Herty: i di'dnt have a cat so i cud'nt put it in the mikrowave
Valdyr: Lookie! The mat with a mop on its head has SPOKEN!
JM Robin: But has it said anything useful?
Strange voice: Thangs that happen on the mile stay on the mile.
Inner Senshi: Nandeste?
Michela: LOOK OUT!!! IT'S THE :::gasp::: MONOTONOUS PLOT-HOLE MONSTER!!!
[Everyone hides, and right after, explosion occurs, spewing orange liquid everywhere]
Morwen: Is... is it gone?
Reese: I don't know...
Featherspy: I don't know either, but this stuff tastes great!
[A gobble is heard]
Morwen: [Giggle] Bob, you're a pervert!
Awed Bystander: Hey, what happened to herty?
Valdyr: Look!
Bob: Gobble?
zt74132: It's a... microwave!
[JM looks over a pair of hands that were well chewed and obviously, not moist and delicious]
JM Robin: They're herty's hands!
[Awed bystander looks at the left index finger with a look of... er... awe... on the face]
Awed bystander: It's a button!
Morwen: A... microwave button.
Reese: He must have put the monster in the microwave!
Michela: Herty! He saved the us?
The End?