WoooHooo!! We are sooo excited to write our first story together!! If you like it, check out our other stories too! Here is the first chappie of Chatting with the Cullens!! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE REVIEW!! Enjoy!!

Disclaimer: I have to hurry up and write this disclaimer, because there is a sale on Twilight action figures!! I do not own any of the Twilight characters. (or action figures)

Edward: TheLionKing

Bella: StupidLittleLamb

Alice: WannaBet?

Jasper: TheEmoSideOfMe

Emmett: BearHugger

Rosalie: TheFairestOneOfAll

Esme: Mommy

Carlisle: Dr. Blood

Jacob: Kibbles n' bits

Seth: AnonymousWolf

Leah: LittleMissSunshine

Mike Newton: Bella's-number-one-fan

Chatting with the Cullen's

You have now entered the Shopping Chat room

WannaBet has signed in

StupidLittleLamb has signed in

Malllover23 has signed in

ItsMyDaddysMoney has signed in

StupidLittleLamb: Oh, Great!

WannaBet: What's your problem? Shopping is a sport…an art…well you get the picture.

Malllover23:Agreed

ItsMyDaddysMoney: So, how many days do you go shopping a week? I go maybe 6 or 7 times, sometimes 8 on a good week!(says perkily)

StupidLittleLamb: I've probably gone that many times to the mall in my entire life….

Malllover23: (Gasps)

ItsMyDaddysMoney: Oh, so you're not one of us?

WannaBet: (sighs) Bella, I told you not to say anything.

(tumbleweed rolls by)

WannaBet: Bella.

WannaBet: Bella, r u still there?

WannaBet: BELLA!!

StupidLittleLamb has left the chat room

WannaBet: Shit.

ItsMyDaddysMoney: So I died my hair blonde the other day……

Malllover23: Oh, you did!? I was thinking about getting some blond highlights…..

WannaBet has left the chat room

ItsMyDaddysMoney: Hmph…she doesn't like us….maybe I should have went brunette instead…..

You have now entered the Porn-o-lovers Chat room

StupidLittleLamb has signed in

StupidLittleLamb: I think I am in the wrong chat room….

Horny-for-porney: Hey baby, how many videos have you made?

StupidLittleLamb: Uhhhh…..I really think I am in the wrong chat room now…..

Bella's-number-one-fan has signed in

Bella's-number-one-fan: I have made six.

Horny-for-porney: Really Mike? Damn, you made more than me and your only eighteen!

StupidLittleLamb: Mike! Mike…..Newton……nice pen name…..

Bella's-number-one-fan: Hi Bella…..What are you doing here?

StupidLittleLamb: I could ask you the saaaaame question.

Bella's-number-one-fan: School project?

StupidLittleLamb: Right……And we have all the same classes…..

StupidLittleLamb has left the chat room

Bella's-number-one-fan: She was in one of my movies…

Horny-for-porney: Yeah right…in your dreams…..

Bella's-number-one-fan: Ughhh…my reputation is sooo ruined.

You have now entered the Friendly Chat room

Smiley has entered the chat room

TheLionKing has entered the chat room

TheEmoSideOfMe has entered the chat room

BearHugger has entered the chat room

BearHugger: Hey, brother form another mother!

TheEmoSideOfMe: Don't do that.

Smiley: Your pen name is ruining my buzz!

TheEmoSideOfMe: Oh…..sorry let me change it.

TheEmoSideOfMe has left the chat room

3 seconds later…

SmileyIsStupid (Jasper) has signed in

SmileyIsStupid: Is that better?

Smiley: Asshole.

Smiley has left the chat room

BearHugger: Nice bro.

TheLionKing: What was that about?

SmileyIsStupid: I'm having a bad day.

TheLionKing: What did Alice do this time…?

SmileyIsStupid: She….Uh oh here is Alice…..g2g to go……(save me)

SmileyIsStupid has left the chat room

BearHugger: Poor Jasper…I'm gonna miss him….

TheLionKing: Yea he was the best brother I ever had.

StupidLittleLamb has entered the chat room. (Emmett didn't see this.)

BearHugger: Hey!! Sooooooo……Does the "Lion King" mean you finally "did" Bella?

TheLionKing: What?

StupidLittleLamb: Emmett I am going to kill you!!

TheLionKing: Oh!! Let me help!

StupidLittleLamb has left the chat room

TheLionKing has left the chat room

BearHugger: Oopsees…

BearHugger has suddenly left the chat room

Haha, what did you guys think of our first story together? Please review and give us your comments, we will update soon :)

-Tigger and Piglet for eva!!