Teletubbies go Bad pt.2
As I left you off, Big Bird has just been burned by Laa Laa. All the
Teletubbies spread out to destroy the land. A group 7 year old thugs comes
around the corner on there big wheels, fearless of the deadly Teletubbies.
The Teletubbies stop there destruction and walk up to the thugs. They are
gunna have a group duel. They stare at each other. Finally Po starts to
talk "oh common little kids! We killed Barney, Big Bird, and Dora the
Explore, do you really think we will have problems killing 7 year olds?"
then one seven year old also known as Larry, yells back "oh we will think
about that" . Po just give a dead glare at Larry "you know I have killed
bigger things then you. You don't even have a back pack, for goodness sake
you don't even have a TV show. You should just fall down. You have no
chance" As Larry begins to cry he rides away on his big wheel. The thugs
watch Larry ride away, then look back at the teletubbies. And then there
were five. Another seven year old thug named Kyle drives his big wheel over
Tinky Winkie. Tinky Winkie had no chance of running. He has only 10 seconds
to live. He calls over Laa Laa and says "goodbye Laa Laa. I am gay and I
love you" then dieing after that. Laa Laa crys and then knew a song that
would make Kyle really hurt."oh so you think your so clever Kyle? Well not
today!" then Laa Laa starts to sing "Kyle's mom's a bitch she is a big fat
bitch
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch.
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls
On monday she's a bitch on tuesday she's a bitch on wednesday
to saturday she's a bitch same on sunday nothin' different she's a
stupid kingkong mayham mayham byotch. " Kyle looks is shock. He starts to cry and rolls away but Dipsy trip over Kyle then Body slam him with his little body TV. The teletubbies starts to laugh. And then there were four. "we will meet again" shouts Mike, the leader of the group then puts on the song "Ruff Riders" and rides away with his group. "That was no biggy. We could kick there butts again once they come back" said Po "but they did kill Tinky Winky so we have to have a plan which we will call.Beano" Po starts to laugh. The other teletubbies decide they will call the secret plan Beano. Po starts to talk again" we should hurry. common lets go make Beano" They all run to a secret place to make beano. Laa Laa stops for a second as he passes Dumbo. He gets Dumbo's ears and suffocates Dumbo then runs again with the Teletubbies.
Back in the human world me and Dragon from Scratch and Burn got married and having a nice life. Dragon still continues to cast in Scratch and Burn but still spends time for me.
These stuff aint mine Dumbo, The Teletubbies, Dragon (which when I said I was married to him.its fiction.that's just sad), Kyle's Moms a Bitch song, Dora the explorer, Big Bird, Barney
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch.
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls
On monday she's a bitch on tuesday she's a bitch on wednesday
to saturday she's a bitch same on sunday nothin' different she's a
stupid kingkong mayham mayham byotch. " Kyle looks is shock. He starts to cry and rolls away but Dipsy trip over Kyle then Body slam him with his little body TV. The teletubbies starts to laugh. And then there were four. "we will meet again" shouts Mike, the leader of the group then puts on the song "Ruff Riders" and rides away with his group. "That was no biggy. We could kick there butts again once they come back" said Po "but they did kill Tinky Winky so we have to have a plan which we will call.Beano" Po starts to laugh. The other teletubbies decide they will call the secret plan Beano. Po starts to talk again" we should hurry. common lets go make Beano" They all run to a secret place to make beano. Laa Laa stops for a second as he passes Dumbo. He gets Dumbo's ears and suffocates Dumbo then runs again with the Teletubbies.
Back in the human world me and Dragon from Scratch and Burn got married and having a nice life. Dragon still continues to cast in Scratch and Burn but still spends time for me.
These stuff aint mine Dumbo, The Teletubbies, Dragon (which when I said I was married to him.its fiction.that's just sad), Kyle's Moms a Bitch song, Dora the explorer, Big Bird, Barney
