Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

A/N: Well… This is something I did as a whim. I always entertain my whims, even though they normally suck and I never finish them. So you have to encourage me with reviews to continue the story if you liked it! If you didn't, then well, tell me why!

So there are a few pairings, and my friend may kill me when she discovers I spent my time writing this than writing the other things she wants me to, but oh well. If you like it, then does it matter? But back to the pairings, there is SasoDei (my personal favorite…), KazuHida, KisaIta, and PeinKonan. Poor Tobi gets no one, cause Zetsu stayed home during the trip…

I'm actually in Williamsburg Va. (where Busch Gardens Europe is) so that's probably why I'm writing this. So enough with the long Author's Notes and actually start the story, kay?

"You know, this may actually be fun un." Deidara said from the backseat of the van that seven crapped Akatsuki members were seated in. There was Itachi, Kisame, Tobi, Hidan, Kakuzu, Deidara, and Sasori. Kakuzu was driving, not trusting anyone else behind the wheel of his car. (He had spent a lot of money on it.)

"Keep telling yourself that, brat." Sasori said. Deidara stuck three tongues out at him. Even though he and Sasori had gotten together a week ago, they didn't treat each differently.

"Tobi thinks it will be fun too sempai!" Tobi said. Deidara rubbed his left ear. Since Tobi was sitting on his left side, his left ear hurt. A lot. He was also next to Sasori. They were sitting in the back seat of the car with Itachi and Kisame sitting in the two seats in front of them and Hidan sitting next to Kakuzu.

Deidara glared at Tobi, putting his hands down and leaning his head back against the headrest.

"What if I said I was claustrophobic un?" Deidara asked, closing his eyes. He could feel the warmth emitting form Sasori and Tobi on either side of him and the back of the seat behind him, leaving him feeling very closed in.

"Then I would say puke on Tobi." Sasori said. Deidara didn't open his eyes. "Brat?" Sasori asked. Deidara didn't move. "Deidara?" Sasori asked, feeling slightly worried.

Deidara couldn't help but let a small smile escape his lips at his accomplishment. He opened his eyes. "Gotcha un." Deidara said laughing.

Sasori eyes narrowed.

"So you would actually care if I didn't feel good un!" Deidara said, calming down.

"Shut up brat." Sasori ordered.

"I love you too un." Deidara said, jokingly, laying his head on Sasori's shoulder.

"So what did you do with Fred?" Itachi asked a slightly nervous looking Kisame. Fred was Kisame's fish, who was incredibly pampered.

"I took him to Konan so she would take care of him." Kisame answered, not looking at Itachi.

"You're lying." Itachi accused. Kisame still didn't look at the Uchiha.

"No. I'm not."

"Kisame…" Itachi said, his voice trailing off.

"Alright! I brought him with me. Don't tell anyone though. They wouldn't really like it if they knew I had brought Fred-kun along…" Kisame said in a whisper.

"Fred-kun? Haven't heard that before…" Itachi said, slightly jealous. He sometimes thought that Kisame loved the fish more than his actual boyfriend.

Kisame slightly blushed, looking out the window again. "I only thought of it last night." Kisame admitted. Itachi felt a bit better. "Wait a second! What did you do with Bob!?" Kisame asked, thinking of Itachi's pet turtle.

Itachi stared Kisame directly in the eye. "I really did leave him with Konan." Itachi answered. He said it with such authority that you couldn't doubt him.

"Sure you did…" Kisame said slowly. Itachi glared at him and Kisame let out a nervous laugh and looking towards Kakuzu. "Hey! Kakuzu! How long until we get there?" Kisame asked, trying to avoid Itachi.

"About thirty minutes. Unless… Crap." Kakuzu said. The car sputtered and Kakuzu lead it over to the side of the road. The car barely got off the road before it stopped.

"What just happened un?" Deidara asked, wondering why they had stopped. He was in the middle of playing Go Fish with Tobi and so far, Deidara was winning.

"We ran out of gas." Kakuzu answered. "Hey Hidan. Go get us gas." Kakuzu ordered. Hidan glared at him.

"Why the fuck should I go get the fucking gas?" Hidan asked sharply, not moving.

"Cause I still have those pictures." Kakuzu threatened.

"Fine. I'll get the fucking gas." Hidan said, getting out of the car. "But you'll regret making me do this later."

"So…" Kisame said, breaking the awkward silence. "What now?"

"We wait." Kakuzu answered. Everyone sighed and sat there, not saying anything.

After about a minute, Sasori spoke up. "Where is that good for nothing Jashinist? I'm tired of sitting here waiting." He complained.

"Calm down Danna. You can wait longer than a minute un." Deidara said, going back to the card game.

"Hey Kuzu-san? Why didn't we go somewhere like Disney World or something?" Tobi asked without looking up from his cards.

"Because Disney World costs a lot of money and I even splurged to get you into Busch Gardens. Why did you think that Pein, Konan, and Zetsu aren't coming?" Kakuzu answered.

"Cause Pein and Konan are busy doing certain 'things' and Zetsu would eat everyone in sight un." Deidara answered for Tobi.

"That… And I wouldn't let them come." Kakuzu answered.

"You told leader-sama he couldn't come? Since when could you tell him what to do?" Sasori asked.

"That's none of your business." Kakuzu answered. Deidara's answer had been correct, but Kakuzu didn't want to contradict himself and look like an idiot, so he just lied.

"Hey Itachi…" Kisame said, looking at the now sleeping Itachi. "Dude, get up. I'll poke you!" Kisame threatened. Itachi didn't move. Kisame poked him lightly on the arm. Itachi still didn't move.

"HEY! YOU ASS-HOLES! OPEN THE FUCKING CAR!" Hidan yelled from outside the car. Itachi opened his eyes and looked at Hidan.

"I was sleeping." Itachi said, rolling his window down slightly so Hidan could hear him. Hidan opened his mouth to say something, but was cut off by Kakuzu.

"Shut up and go fill the tank." Kakuzu ordered through another slightly cracked window.

"Kuzu! We don't do that 'til night!" Hidan objected. Everyone in the car laughed except for Kakuzu who was banging his head against the dashboard.

Hidan walked around to the other side of the car and filled the gas tank with the gas he had just bought with Kakuzu's credit card. Kakuzu didn't know that Hidan had stolen it, and it wasn't like Hidan was going to tell him.

Kakuzu started the car and started to drive away before Hidan even got back in.

"What the Fuck?!" Hidan asked, running after the car and jumping on top of it before it made it too far. He jumped back into the car through the skylight and back into the seat. "What was that for?!" Hidan asked. Kakuzu smirked and continued driving. Hidan pouted and decided to just look out the window.

"I win sempai! I win!" Tobi squealed. Deidara sighed and threw his cards down on top of the deck.

"So what un?" Deidara asked.

"Are you being a sore loser Dei?" Sasori asked, tilting his head.

"Shut up un." Deidara said, sliding down in his seat as far as he could go while keeping his seatbelt on.

"Sempai! We made a bet!" Tobi reminded Deidara.

"We did un?" Deidara asked, looking out the front of the car.

"Yeah! You said you would ride the carousel with me!" Tobi said.

"I don't remember un." Deidara said.

"But you promised…" Tobi said, lip quivering.

"Fine un! I'll ride the stupid merry-go-round." Deidara muttered.

"That'll be interesting… Remind me to take pictures." Sasori said, smirking.

"Donna!" Deidara whined, looking up at Sasori.

"I love you Dei." Sasori said.

"Yeah right un." Deidara muttered.

The rest of the car ride went as follows: Deidara playing Tobi in Go Fish again (this time without any bets), Sasori helping Kakuzu with directions, Itachi falling asleep again, Kisame freaking out over his fish, and Hidan flicking random strangers in nearby cars off.

By the time Busch Gardens came into view, Deidara had lost five more games of Go Fish, Sasori had gotten them lost at least three times, Hidan had managed to piss a lot of people off, Itachi was still asleep, and Kisame was close to hyperventilating.

"We're here."

A/N: Yay! Thanks to all who have made it so far! So please review and tell me what you think! The whole Kisame poking Itachi thing is kinda like an inside joke that just goes "Hehe. I'm gonna poke you!" If you think I'm leaning too much to one character or one couple, please let me know and I'll try and fix it! Love ya!

Btw: I know that there is a story about Bob. It was written by one of my very close friends and so she knows Bob just as well as I do. I'll post the link to that story in my profile if you care to read it. So back to the point. I own Bob. I am not stealing the character. I came up with him for my Itachi-fangirl of a friend during English class. My friend just borrowed him.