An Anarchist Sin Production

Naruto Way of the Shinobi

(A.N.) This is a naruto crossover fiction though the crossover comes in later with a LOT of personal ideas inside it. Rated M for later chapters. Also it is dark naruto and when I say dark I mean just shy of evil dark as well as Sasuke and Sakura bashing so no flaming you were F*****G warned ahead of time. Credit for naruto goes to Masashi Kishimoto and Shonen Jump.

Human thoughts="I hate my life."

Human speech="I love ramen!"

Human jutsu= RASENGAN

Demon thoughts="If I ever get out of here I will kill you all."

Demon speech="You are a complete and utter idiot."

Demon Jutsu= KITSUNE NO JUTSU: AOI HONOO NO TAMA

For an explanation of anything with a number see bottom of fanfic

Pairings that will happen

NaruHina

SakuLee

ShikaTema

JiraTsun

Pairings that might happen

Sasuke/Karin

Neji/Tenten

InoChou

Kiba/Shino (1)

(Village Hidden in the Leaves 11 years ago)

A man stood in a room that was decorated with arcane arrays and markings leading to a circular pedestal. At the top and in the center of this pedestal was a screaming infant with a pulsing ink drawn pattern on its stomach being watched over by a man with spiky blonde hair wearing a green vest ninja pants and sandals as well as a white jacket that went down to his knees and though you couldn't see the infants they also had the same blue eyes. While the man watched he could hear his friends fighting against the beast outside as he thought just one thing.

"Please hold it off just a few more minutes. Just a little bit longer and Naruto will be ready".

(Outside the gates of the village)

"Idiots!" Having gotten his opinion in on his enemy's intelligence Kyubi brought his tail in the middle down on the ninja's whom had thought his back was his weak point and had as such crushed and incinerated them. The Kyubi turned and saw the damage then grinned which was off setting seeing as it had a muzzle not a mouth but all the same it did only to get annoyed by a hail of explosive kunais to the side of it's head.

"You know what you guys really piss me off." After saying that the Kyubi molded his chakra as blue flame began to escape his mouth. In a deep howling voice the Kyubi said the name of its technique. KITSUNE NO JUTSU:AOI HONOO NO TAMA.(2) And with that the Kyubi opened its jaws and reared up on it's hind legs letting out a massive blue fire ball from it's mouth which when it hit the ground created a blast that could only be described as massive creating an earthquake with the blast force and annihilating the leaf ninja's the few survivors scarred burned and panting strewn about the area as Kyubi moved closer to the gate only to be stopped by a massive poof of smoke which cleared to reveal a huge red toad with a short sword(3).

"What the hell?" He decided not to find out and used his claws to slash at the toad who blocked with the knife but Kyubi used his tails and chakra to overwhelm that defense and get the toad across the eye only to become very scared very quickly as his whole body was drawn into a massive light behind which was the thing he feared most. "Why is it here? WHY IS THE SHINIGAMI (4) HERE?!" Those were the last thoughts Kyubi had before being drawn into a small infant and falling into a deep sleep.

The man whom had been the source of the bright light earlier now having faded felt his vision blur and his body numb as the Shinigami drew on his soul and fell to his knees as Gamabunta set the two of them down and asked.

"Minato will you be alright?" The fourth Hokage now lying next to his son just grinned weakly looking at his old friend and said.

"No Gamabunta that technique cost me my life but I have a request." Gamabunta horrified he'd helped his summoner commit suicide just asked shakily.

"What would you have me do Minato?" The man just turned his head to the child he'd used as a tool and had damned with the burden of bearing the demon within him and said.

"Tell them that my son is not to know of our relation or the demon and he should be seen as a hero." Gamabunta held back some tears (5) but agreed as Minato lay dead on the cold ground as it began to rain as the third Hokage came running up with the Anbu that had survived and saw the bodies and asked for an explanation which Gamabunta gave him before disappearing in a blast of smoke.

(6 years later village hidden in the leaves)

A small boy in a white shirt bearing the mark of his mother's clan on it the Uzumaki red spiral ran from a number of villagers whom he had angered by forgetting he wasn't welcome at the Kyubi festival. As he rounded a corner into an alleyway he quickly realized that was a bad idea when a sake bottle nailed him in the head knocking him to the ground as the crowd swarmed him pummeling him calling him demon and monster.

"Why? Why do they hate me? What did I do to them to deserve this?" Soon Naruto's body went numb and his vision went black as the last thing he thought was.

"I hate them."

(Rooftop in alleyway)

A man with spiky white hair turned to face his captain only to be signaled to wait. This didn't sit well with him as the Anbu jumped down drawing his sword and hacked his way through the crowd of people to reach naruto. He didn't stop as he heard his captain cry his name and after slicing anyone in his way he reached the kid who was horribly beaten and looked like he would die any moment and picked him up.

"HATAKE I SAID STOP!" Kakashi didn't even turn to face his captain as he jumped off towards the hospital hoping there was time.

(Hospital room)

Kakashi waited outside as the third came up behind him with two Anbu captains one of which was his captain as the third looked understandingly at Kakashi and said.

"I understand what you did Kakashi but you must understand there are consequences for this sort of action." Kakashi looked back unashamed and said.

"Yes sir I know." With that his captain smirked behind his mask but that didn't last after the Hokage said the punishment.

"Then for your crimes you are demoted to Jonin rank and can no longer be in Anbu." Kakashi's captain almost exploded at that and turned to the aging Kage and said.

"Sir is you entirely sure he should be punished far more severely at least strip him of his ninja rank and lock him up." The Hokage looked at him and said.

"No I understand what he did entirely so there will be no need for that at all on the other hand you." Sarutobi snapped his fingers and the other Anbu captain ran his sword through his left shoulder then pulled it out and flipped him slamming him into the wall and cuffed him. "You will be imprisoned for allowing the event to go that far."

(Naruto's mindscape)

"Where am I?" He looked around the place it was some kind of decrepit sewers and a huge gate as he heard something stirring. It sounded like you'd expect of a monster rising from a deep sleep.

"Well this is a surprise I didn't think we would meet so early." Naruto blinked at that and was about to ask something else when two massive red eyes came up to the gate though naruto didn't find that to weird as the voice came from behind the gate again. "Come closer kid and I'll show you something you'll never forget." Naruto obeyed the voice stepping closer than stopping eyes widening as the giant claws came past him but then he just looked apathetically at the gate and asked.

"Is that it? I apologize but I don't think that was very memorable." The voice chuckled at first then burst into full on maniacal laughter then stopping as a large demonic fox head pressed to the gate as it's claws retracted and it spoke.

"You know what I like you kid. Eh what are you doing?" The Kyubi asked this because naruto was now at the gate trying walking through a slip in the bar as naruto walked in he looked at Kyubi and said tiredly.

I'm cold and your fur looks warm so I'm taking advantage of the situation. With that naruto climbed onto Kyubi and fell asleep as the Kyubi attempted to find the words to retort what he'd just said.

(Present day ninja academy of the leaf village)

A chunin with a scar across his nose readied the class for there genin exams. "Alright class are you ready now?" He got a good number of nods then his friend came up and asked.

"So Iruka you think they can handle it?" Iruka turned to the silver haired ninja and grinned saying. "You know what Mizuki I really do."

With that they handed out the written portion and 1 hour later took that up and started calling them down in alphabetic order for the jutsu portion.

(Exam room)

Iruka looked at his student in black unfeelingly. "Ok naruto just do the bunshin jutsu and we never have to see each other again." Without a response though that was normal the bright blonde haired boy performed the requested jutsu creating 5 identical versions of him down to the markings on his belt are the spiral on his pants or how many straps his boots had and what color they were. Mizuki held up a headband and naruto took it though he then handed it back taking a black clothed one instead and walked out and after the exams Iruka turned to his friend and said. "Do you remember when he was happy?"

Mizuki grimaced ashamed but answered none the less.

"Yeah I remember I wish we'd treated him better no kid whether what we thought was true are not deserved that."(6)

(The next day)

Sakura Haruno was to say the least pissed she was on a team with Sasuke which made her happy but also she had naruto who was damn depressing and now it turned out her sensei was some kind of cryptic message asshole from his introduction.

Kakashi chose to interrupt her fuming by picking who would go next so he pointed and said. "Were waiting Naruto your teammates already went." At that naruto looked up and answered.

"My name is Uzumaki Naruto. I like weaponry foxes and jutsu. I dislike ignorant people. My goals are my own." Having heard that Kakashi gave an eye smile and said.

"Alright then you guys do some getting to know each other grab some lunch then meet me at training grounds 7 tomorrow at 5:30 sharp and don't eat breakfast"

Sakura just blinked then turned to naruto who was getting up quickly followed by Sasuke which caused Sakura to get up and go after him.

"Wait Sasuke please wait up!"

(The next morning training ground 7)

Sasuke did not like this at all. First they had been there for nearly five and a half hours. Even with that and the fact he missed breakfast he would only be annoyed. "For gods sake make her fucking shut the hell up." Yes the true source of his discomfort was his teammates. Naruto was tolerable being quiet on the other side of the bridge outside the training ground but since they had gotten there Sakura just hadn't shut up. It was taking all of his Uchiha pride to restrain himself from responding as it would show that he cared.

And he couldn't have that. A few minutes later relief came in the form of there impossibly late sensei. Sasuke just glared as the shrieking voice of his fan girl yelled out.

"YOUR LATE SENSEI!" Kakashi just eye smiled and retorted with the lame excuse of he was lost on the road of life. After which he led them into the training ground and explained the point of the exam was a timed trial to get the bells and they had one hour in a state of near utter exhaustion to get one of two bells from him. "This should be a good test of my abilities." Kakashi announced the test was on and the group scattered into the tree's and waited the whole group save Kakashi thinking on how to pass and who else they wanted on the team before making there move.

"This test is foolish" Sasuke nearly jumped hearing his teammate's cold voice behind him but turned around facing him as Naruto continued. "There is no way a group of genin can take a jonin in addition all teams are made up of three ninja so when he says one of us will be sent back it is quite obvious it is to keep us from thinking to work together.

Sasuke seeing the logic behind that but also remembering Kakashi's words asked.

"Then what does he mean by two thirds will fail?" Naruto just looked at Sasuke and noticing Kakashi was now looking for them at a slow pace to keep the illusion of a chance to win up but would undoubtedly pounce if they made the rookie mistake to keep talking so instead naruto wrote down his response showing it to Sasuke who understood that the average was only three teams would get to move forward regardless of who failed and who passed but only passing teams could hope to get in as it would take everyone else failing worse otherwise. After that the two began to think up a plan while Sakura made a truly convenient distraction with her obvious motions.

"Well one down." Kakashi then walked away from the out cold Sakura and located Naruto and Sasuke across the clearing from him but decided to step out anyway just to see who would jump first. He was surprised when halfway across it neither had moved even slightly but he got his answer with a hail of kunai and shuriken that he lazily deflected rushing forward. That was a mistake. First thing wrong was a good deal of the kunai were wrapped in explosive notes which went off sending most if not all of the shuriken back at him. He used the replacement jutsu to deal with this but when he reappeared he had to block Sasuke whom had come out of nowhere and gone in for some taijutsu which after blocking naruto came down from the side with a pair of short swords (7) and had caused him to substitute again only to be forced to not substitute but regularly dodge which he'd been trying to avoid as it would reveal that they had no chance against him but none the less it was necessary when Sasuke tried to barbeque him with a massive fireball. "You know you kids are the first I've ever seen get it." in a blur he slammed both Sasuke and Naruto down to the ground as the timer went off. "Well I guess will just have to go get Haruno then."

(At the training post)

"Huh what's going on? HEY WHY AM I TIED TO THE POST?!" said Sakura finally waking up to the sight of Kakashi Naruto and Sasuke sitting together while Naruto and Sasuke ate there packed lunches and Kakashi had an empty one having eaten it so quickly while they were tying her to the post that none had seem beneath his mask. Having finished and handed his to Kakashi Naruto chose to respond.

"We figured out the point of the exam allowing us to pass but as the rules did say one of would be tied up and not get lunch we chose you as you were both unconscious as well as unaware of the tests point which was teamwork." This earned an eye smile from Kakashi who then after Sasuke finished untied Sakura and told them. "Alright meet back here tomorrow team 7."


(A.N.) I am posting this story hear for two reasons. 1. DA sucks hosting Stories. And 2 I'm far more likely to get reviews here telling me how to improve and where I'm going wrong. This story is double spaced because I've been informed it's easier to read

1. Just thought I'd see if that got your attention.

2. Art of the fox: sphere of blue flame.

3. Despite its size it's designed as a japaneese short sword.

4. Death god/ god of death

5. He cares so yeah he almost cried

6. Its guilt

7. Roman style double edged I foot and eight inches long 2 and a third inches wide with a wooden handle in the same fashion as Gamabunta's

Please review with helpful tips on how i can improve.