[Scene: boat deck. night time.]
Rose: Oh! What a beautiful iceburg! I want to touch it!
Jack: How marvelous! Okay, take my hand and lean out to get it.
Rose: Okay....(takes Jack's hand and steps over the railing) Oh, I....rrmph...a little more. I'll never let go, Jack!
Jack: Um...Ok.
Rose: Look! We are moving to it more! I'll get a good grip on it! Jack! This is where we first met!
Jack: Yep...sure is...
Rose: Jack! Help me back over. The iceburg is coming to close and I could get killed! (she suddenly slips) Ah! Jack!
Jack: ROSE!
Rose: Help me up, Jack!
Jack: Okay! Take off the jacket first!
Rose: What?
Jack: REMOVE THE JACKET! It has the diamond in it!
Rose: Oh...ok. (she removes one hand from the other, let's go of Jacks hand to get the other out and her foot is the only thing holding her on to the ship) JACK!
Jack: Rose! (he grabs her foot and she is hanging upside down) Let go, Rose! Let go of the jacket! Toss it up here!
Rose: (her dress flips over) Jack! It's slipping! Your grip, my grip to the jacket, and my dress! AND THE ICEBURG IS COMING THIS WAY!
Officer: I heard screaming! Is everythign all right?
Jack: Everything is fine. This young lady here.....well she stole my jewelry so I'm hanging her over the ship......till...uh...she gives it back.
Officer: A man? With jewelry? What in gods name would a man of your type be doin with a hunk of value like that pretty number?
Rose: Someone! Please help me!
Officer: Krigey! I do believe her ankles are exposed! Young lady, please toss 'er up that jacket.
Rose: I can't! It's too heavy!
Jack: You can do it, Rose! I trust you!
Rose: (nodds) Okay...One....
Jack: (flinches in case the diamond hits him)
Rose: Two....! THREE! (drops Jacket in the ocean)
Jack: Rose! I KNEW I COULDN'T TRUST YOU! (lets go of Rose and dives in to the ocean) God, dammit Rose! Help me find the diamond!
Officer: Eh, there. Whatid feels like in that ocean wata there?
Rose: It's kind of like a thousand knives stabbing you a-
Jack: Oh will you shut up! I told you that so you wouldn't fall! Sheesh....well there we go. The diamond is gone now! (swims to the iceburg) The ship should be headed this way in a few minutes.
[The ship comes and hits the burg and jack falls off. When the ship sinks, he swims on board]
Fabritzio: OH, Jack! There ya'r! We needs to get off da sheep! Itsa sinkin'!
Jack: No! You don't say!!!
Officer: Woman and children only please! Ma'am, please board this ship!
Jack: What the hell is Rose doing back on here?
[The boat lowers. Rose attempts to jump back onthe ship]
Rose: Jack...JACK!
Jack: What's she doing? (He runs to the lower deck to Rose)
Rose: (hanging off the edge) Jack!
Jack: Get off! (lifts her fingers and pushes her in the ocean)
Roseanne: Well hey there, cutie pie! What do you say we get ourselves a boat over here....I'll play the mother, and, uh...I'll let YOU be the child.
Jack: Oh, you bet, Roseanne!
Roseanne: Call me Rose, darlin!
Jack: Oi......
[Scene: 1996. Rose Dewwit Bukator is talking to some men]
Man: Wow....are you ok?
Rose: Oh, yes dear. I'm fine. It was just such a sad movie to watch. You should go see it sometime.
Other Man: (whispers to Man) Uhh...she's a bit senial...I saw this movie last week and it's a bit different.
Man: So, do you want to go down and see Titanic?
Rose: Are you asking me out on a DATE?
Man: Maybe... but you pay. You still have that diamond, right?
Rose: Oh, no. I dropped it in to the ocean yesterday...but I sent my drawing to Playboy and got $10. Let's go catch that movie!
Rose: Oh! What a beautiful iceburg! I want to touch it!
Jack: How marvelous! Okay, take my hand and lean out to get it.
Rose: Okay....(takes Jack's hand and steps over the railing) Oh, I....rrmph...a little more. I'll never let go, Jack!
Jack: Um...Ok.
Rose: Look! We are moving to it more! I'll get a good grip on it! Jack! This is where we first met!
Jack: Yep...sure is...
Rose: Jack! Help me back over. The iceburg is coming to close and I could get killed! (she suddenly slips) Ah! Jack!
Jack: ROSE!
Rose: Help me up, Jack!
Jack: Okay! Take off the jacket first!
Rose: What?
Jack: REMOVE THE JACKET! It has the diamond in it!
Rose: Oh...ok. (she removes one hand from the other, let's go of Jacks hand to get the other out and her foot is the only thing holding her on to the ship) JACK!
Jack: Rose! (he grabs her foot and she is hanging upside down) Let go, Rose! Let go of the jacket! Toss it up here!
Rose: (her dress flips over) Jack! It's slipping! Your grip, my grip to the jacket, and my dress! AND THE ICEBURG IS COMING THIS WAY!
Officer: I heard screaming! Is everythign all right?
Jack: Everything is fine. This young lady here.....well she stole my jewelry so I'm hanging her over the ship......till...uh...she gives it back.
Officer: A man? With jewelry? What in gods name would a man of your type be doin with a hunk of value like that pretty number?
Rose: Someone! Please help me!
Officer: Krigey! I do believe her ankles are exposed! Young lady, please toss 'er up that jacket.
Rose: I can't! It's too heavy!
Jack: You can do it, Rose! I trust you!
Rose: (nodds) Okay...One....
Jack: (flinches in case the diamond hits him)
Rose: Two....! THREE! (drops Jacket in the ocean)
Jack: Rose! I KNEW I COULDN'T TRUST YOU! (lets go of Rose and dives in to the ocean) God, dammit Rose! Help me find the diamond!
Officer: Eh, there. Whatid feels like in that ocean wata there?
Rose: It's kind of like a thousand knives stabbing you a-
Jack: Oh will you shut up! I told you that so you wouldn't fall! Sheesh....well there we go. The diamond is gone now! (swims to the iceburg) The ship should be headed this way in a few minutes.
[The ship comes and hits the burg and jack falls off. When the ship sinks, he swims on board]
Fabritzio: OH, Jack! There ya'r! We needs to get off da sheep! Itsa sinkin'!
Jack: No! You don't say!!!
Officer: Woman and children only please! Ma'am, please board this ship!
Jack: What the hell is Rose doing back on here?
[The boat lowers. Rose attempts to jump back onthe ship]
Rose: Jack...JACK!
Jack: What's she doing? (He runs to the lower deck to Rose)
Rose: (hanging off the edge) Jack!
Jack: Get off! (lifts her fingers and pushes her in the ocean)
Roseanne: Well hey there, cutie pie! What do you say we get ourselves a boat over here....I'll play the mother, and, uh...I'll let YOU be the child.
Jack: Oh, you bet, Roseanne!
Roseanne: Call me Rose, darlin!
Jack: Oi......
[Scene: 1996. Rose Dewwit Bukator is talking to some men]
Man: Wow....are you ok?
Rose: Oh, yes dear. I'm fine. It was just such a sad movie to watch. You should go see it sometime.
Other Man: (whispers to Man) Uhh...she's a bit senial...I saw this movie last week and it's a bit different.
Man: So, do you want to go down and see Titanic?
Rose: Are you asking me out on a DATE?
Man: Maybe... but you pay. You still have that diamond, right?
Rose: Oh, no. I dropped it in to the ocean yesterday...but I sent my drawing to Playboy and got $10. Let's go catch that movie!