A/N if you have read my other fan fiction "why titanic is funny" then just skip this part and go right to the good stuff

First- I OWN NOTHING

Second- I love Romeo and Juliet I only bash the "plays/movies/stories/other" that I love kay?

Anyway here it goes…

Romeo and Juliet is one of the most famous love stories in the history of the universe.

But I think the story isn't really about love I think the story is about how stupid and naive teenagers are.

Case and point... Romeo

at the beginning of the play he is crushing over this girl named Rosaline. I mean he is Whining and crying and moaning and whining...and did I mention he was Whining.

(I'm paraphrasing) "Oh my gosh this Rosaline chick is so hot how will I eat how will I sleep oh man she'll never love me cause she's engaged WHAAAAAA!!" / cry

so his buddies suggest they crash a party at the Capulet's house to cheer him up

ROMEO: "AWE but I can't have any fun if Rosaline is not mine.

ROMEO'S FRIENDS: Rosaline will be there

ROMEO: "Cool then let's go."

...riiiiiight

so they go to this party and Romeo can't take his eyes off of-

ROMEO: "wow who's that cute girl over there"

ME : that's Juliet but aren't you supposed to be fawning over Rosaline."

ROMEO (staring at Juliet): "who?"

ME: you know the girl you were crying over just a second a-

and there he goes he meets Juliet at the party and Rosaline is no more...she's not even mentioned the rest of the play.

So Romeo finds out that Juliet is a Capulet but he doesn't care because he is a teenage boy with only one thing on his mind...checkers.

so he goes to friar Lawrence for advice and friar Lawrence tells him to be patient that he was just fawning over Rosaline a day ago and now he wants Juliet and maybe he's moving too

ROMEO: "so you can marry us then, right?"

Yeah I don't think he was listening at all

so anyway you know the story between there and the plan to fake Juliet's death

oh and what a great plan that was.

okay first of all if she had listened to friar Lawrence in the first place and told her father that she had married Romeo then the worst her father would have done was disowned her then she could have run off with the now exiled Romeo no death involved. But NOOOO she had to go and complicate matters and fake her death subsequently causing Romeos death because he got the wrong message then she killed herself 'cause he killed himself.

and one more thing before he goes and Kills himself he goes on this long tyrade about hos she is "as warm as she was in life" and how her cheeks are still rosy I mean come on, stupid check for a pulse why don't you but no then he would have probably said somthing like "it's almost as though I can still feel a pulse in your neck...Oh well." Then he would chug the poision anyway.

So you see that Romeo and Juliet is not the greatest love story ever and it's not about how love conquered all because love didn't conquer anything.

…in fact it should be on trial for a double suicide

two stupid teenagers let there hormones get in the way and died because of it.

Hence my point.

So there it is

This is all my opinion I don't mean to offend anyone and I think shakespear was a genious this play was pure gold. So no hate mail about how I just don't get it please.

EVIL BUNNY: "thanks for reading now go review, infidels"

ME: bunny you watched that Jeff Dunham special too many times…