The Warner Rangers Reality
2014 is upon us and New Year sleepover is here.
Me and the rest of the Warner Rangers were relaxing on the bottom bunk of my bunk while Patch, who secretly followed us back home, was chilling on the top bunk with his paws stretched out.
'Let's watch a movie' Max suggested.
'What about 'Iron man 3'?' I asked.
Silence.
"Well, what about watching season 1 of 'Ally Mcbeal'" I suggested.
'We can still hang out that way' Zack added.
'You guys are the greatest!' I exclaimed.
Just then we saw a tunnel move towards us.
'Carrotopia at last! Wait just a cotton minute, I knew I should taken that left turn at Albuquerque!' a familiar voice said as bugs bunny's face popped up from the tunnel as he looked around the room while he said it.
'Bugs!' I yelled.
Patch's eyes widen as he spotted Bugs in the middle of my room.
'Ahhh!' Bugs yelled as Patch chased him around the room.
I caught Patch and placed him back on the top bunk to behave as we went downstairs to watch Ally Mcbeal and Animaniacs on TV.
'I think we should play games' Zack stated.
'What can I do, Ranger Grace?' Buddy asked.
'You can stay by me as we watch this addictive show from the 90's' I replied.
Just then, a fox-figure with red fur along with brown on the tip of his ears and white tail who happened to have green eyes with a furry white chest appeared.
'Who are you?' Dan asked.
'I'm Kenny' the fox replied.
Wendy brought Elmer Fudd out of her gag bag.
'Prove to us that you're zany' she challenged.
'I accept' Kenny replied as he sneaked behind Elmer and tied up his barrel gun.
Daffy briefly appeared on Kenny's request.
'Duck season' Kenny said.
'Wabbit season' Daffy counted.
Then Bugs stood next to Kenny with a grin on his face.
'You a fan of me like Garce?' Bugs whispered.
'Yeah' Kenny whispered back.
Then Bugs winked at Kenny secretly without Elmer or Daffy noticing.
'Duck season'
'Wabbit season'
'Wabbit season' Bugs remarked.
'Duck season! Fire' Daffy exclaimed as Elmer fired which made Daffy's beak go side-ways.
'Do you want to shoot me now or wait till you get home?' Kenny asked.
'Shoot him now, Shoot him now!' Daffy exclaimed.
'He doesn't have to shoot you now' Bugs and Kenny said in unison.
'He does so have to shoot me now! So shoot me now!' Daffy exclaimed as he got shot again making his beck move to the left-hand side of his face.
Then a post of Daffy appeared on the wall.
'Duck season'
Then Daffy ripped it off to show a poster of Bugs.
'Wabbit season'
'Duck season'
'Wabbit season'
'Duck season'
'Wabbit season'
Then they stopped as the current poster showed Elmer on it.
So with the help of Kenny, they caught Elmer and threw him back into the gag bag.
Then Daffy waved as he faded away and transported back to ACME Acres.
'SKIT TIME!' I exclaimed as the living room changed to the stage from 'Karaoke Dokie'.
Singing pleasure
'I'm really mean girl yeah, cuz in real life the warners haven't visited and I am on a slice' Slimy L sang.
'Something's missing' Dan said.
'Yeah, Talent' Max and I added.
'Do you want to take a survey' a lady with blonde hair asked as another lady with brown hair stood next to her.
'Ehh..' Zack began.
'Ok!' Buddy and Kenny said in unison.
'Have you ever watched an RDJ movie? Have you ever watched RDJ while eating beans? Do you want him to star in a bean-eating movie?' The women asked.
'It's not that we don't want to complete your survey' Tango began.
'It's more like we'd rather have dental sugery' Katie and Wendy added.
'So bye!' Dan said, automaticly as we sprinted away from the laddies and went up to Ralph the guard.
'We'd like to sing a song' I said.
'I'll sign youz up and you guyz have to wait your turn' Ralph replied.
'It's Slimy L right now' I said, miserably.
'But after that it's that guy with brown hair from before, Willie Slakmer!' Max added.
'Oh, No!' everyone else cried.
'Would you like to take a survey?' The women asked, wearing tutus.
'Take a hike!' Lith and Spot exclaimed as they smashed the annoying women with mallets.
'Lith, Spot, Tango, Kenny, Buddy and Zack; Take care of the annoying survey women. Max and the others can help speed up the singing process' I suggested.
'Hello kids, you small kids' Willie said as he walked on stage.
'John Jacob jinglehimr Schmitt.. his name is my name too.. whenever…I go out, the people always shout there's goes John Jacob jingleheimer Schmitt' Willie sang.
'LA LA LA LA LA LA!' the rest of us sang with a small cameo from the recess gang too.
Then they vanished.
'I'm…trying to fill their…lives with joy' Wille said.
'So you… should stop… singing… Right now' Katie countered.
'Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care..' Willie sang.
'That makes two of us' Max stated.
Lith, Spot, Buddy, Zack and Kenny managed to gift wrap the two annoying survey laddies in front of Willie.
He opened it and ran off screaming as the two laddies pursued him.
'We're free!' The audience cheered.
Just then, another boring person appeared on stay but Buddy made a safe drop on him.
'Well, wasn't that smashing?' Tango asked.
-End of Skit-
Then my parents came and froze with shock but a girl called Misty magically appeared behind them….
Bugs Bunny with brief help from the warners who randomly appeared, they knocked out my parents.
'Hush Grace's parents, Please don't you cry. The rangers are gonna sing you a lullaby, a big scary monster is coming for you, he'll gobble you up like choppy beef stew!' We sang.
'Goodnight!' I added as we rushed away and my parents looked frightened….
To be continued…
Misty doesn't belong to me, she belongs to Crona's True Sorrow!
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