The Style of Randomness
By:
The Legend of Koko
A Dissidia: Final Fantasy fanfiction
A/N: I made this during Reading Workshop... It was boring as hell. I think they're pretty funny (and so does Hachi :P)
Enjoy...Plus, they're short little sentences, making this a drabble...right?
Disclaimer: Dood...Fanfiction...
Bad Breath
Garland has halatosis. Meaning, he has very,VERYbad breath. Poor Light almost threw up from just smelling it!!
It's Just Tidus
Tidus is a really boisterus guy. He was always jumping around excitedly and speaking loudly. It was quite contagious actually...
Professor Cecil
"It's in the pedogogical or teachings that harmony and disorder cannot exist without the other" explained Cecil as Tidus, Onion Knight, and Bartz sat in front of him and stared in awe at his wisdom.
Patience
Squall waited patiently in the foyer while ignoring Bartz and Zidane's loud antics. The dynamic duo were throwing couch pillows at one another, and random passerbyers. It's a wonder how he manages to survive with the likes of them people wondered. Those poor people.
Zidane the (Stupid) Ladiesman
Zidane was dressed provacativly in order to impress the ladies. Rolling his eyes at the boy admiring himself in the mirror, Cloud thought he just looked stupid.
Crazy or Insane?
"He's a little cockeyed, don't you think?" Light retorted as Tidus ran around taking his clothes off. "Nah--" Firion started, but was cut off by a woman's scream, "-He's insane." he finished. Light thought for a moment, then nodded his head in agreement as Tidus was smacked by some random lady.
Oh, snap!
Fuming with anger, Squall was going to cause a VERY harrowing experience for Zidane and Bartz once he catches them for stealing his wallet. "WE'RE SORRY!!" cried the mimic as the prowling lion continued to chase them.
'Kinky' rhymes with 'Swanky'?
"This place sure is swanky!" Bartz commented on the night club he, Tidus, and Zidane entered. "You sounded like an old man just now!" exclaimed Tidus, laughing at his own joke, hwile the now blushing mimic glared at him...
Dammit.
"Cloud, the reciprocal of not giving me money is-" Firion began, but was cut off by the said blonde. "-I ain't giving you shit." Cloud said bluntly, not taking his eyes off of the book he was reading. 'Dammit...' Firion thought as he walked away in defeat...
Bartz the Idiot
"I DIGRESS!!" Bartz exclaimed as he slammed his fist on the table's surface, startling everyone in the room. There was a long awkward silence before he asked innocently, "What were we talking about?" "That'you're an idiot..." Light answered bluntly, making everyone else laugh and the mimic pout.
R.I.P. Moogle-chan
Terra was bawling her pretty violet blue eyes out over the fact that she lost her favorite moogle plushie, and everyone tried their best to cheer her up. Bartz and Zidane even went as far as kicking Squall in the nuts!