bella wuz at home. her long dark hair was 2 her bakkkkkk. she died it cuz edward iz kinky liek thet. she was wereing a megusta face shirt cuz that was hur also had a short booty skirt, lon frilly kawaii soks flipp flipps (IT LOOKS GEWD SHUTT UP!) AN eyeshadow that was gree cuz hur fave author iz john green and mazcacra cuz her fave romanse novel is calld mascara and conceler cuz her dog is named coceler and sum red lipstdick cuz she jus likes wereing it godd not evrything needs ans exclamation! 1 nite edwurd got hoem. bella looked up at him with luv in her piercin green eyes, liek john green lol. "lol bae caught me sleepin" she said on instagram. she wuz getting popular an she had six folowurs now! xD xD xD butt then her mom found her instagram. it was so terible!1!
she remembred it so much lyke it had hapened yesterday. "bella!" her mom said to her. "i do not lyke ur makeup and sexy photos! !" she was talkkin abt the one wher eshe was wereing a short booty skuurt that was green becuz she liked john green and a bra cuz her boobies where so much big lookin in tha pic and she was mazcacra cuz her fave romanse novel is calld mascara and conceler cuz her dog is named coceler and sum red lipstdick cuz she jus likes wereing it. she also had on no soks and shoes on her hands and she was doing a duck face withc her mommi didnt liek...anyways it was so terible and now her mom wont talk to herr for lyk a weak!
edward wanted to kiss bella butt she did not want tooo lol lmao she had too change into her kissing clothes!she wore a redddf swim suit that has like apps and stuff ans an sexi legereigh lace shirt thing with a pic of john green on it (cuz she luvs john green) and she put on mazcacra cuz her fave romanse novel is calld mascara and conceler cuz her dog is named coceler and sum red lipstdick cuz she jus likes wereing it geez!11! edward cayme back intoooo the room an then he had...A SUPRISE!111
"bella i hav 2 talk 2 you"...
END OF CHAPTER ONNNEEE XD XD LOOOL