Happy Berfday!


One fine day in the city of Tokyo. It's Haruka's BeRFDAY and she's really happy.
Haruka: YAAY! It's my berfday.
Michiru: Oh, really?
Haruka:.....
Michiru: What? Why are you giving me that evil look??
Haruka: *sob* YOU DIDN'T KNOW!?
Michiru: ??!!!???
Haruka: SHOWS HOW MUCH YOU CARE!!!
Michiru: HARUKA, I WAS JUST KIDDING!!!!!
Haruka: (wipes away a tear) Really? You got me something?

Michiru: ^_^ Yep! It's a really good present too!!
Haruka: WHAT? WHAT!! :D
Michiru: ^_^ I got you a BERFDAY CLOWN!!!
Haruka: WHAT????? O.o
Michiru: (smiles happily) A Berfday clown!!

Haruka: HOORAY! HOORAY! I GOT A BERFDAY CLOWN!!! Uh, what's a berfaday clown????

Michiru: I don't know, but I bought him on sale at Safeway!!
(pulls on this big chain and out walks the BERFDAY CLOWN!!)
Haruka: EEEW!! HE'S OLD AND UGLY!!! MAKE IT GO AWAY!!

Michiru: Hey! Don't be so mean! I'm sure he's actually very entertaining!
(looks at the clown) Go on! Entertain us!

Berfday Clown: *makes a weird face and says:* Euhrg!!! *falls on his butt and stays there.*
Michiru: ...
Haruka: ...
Michiru: (impatient) Can't you do any tricks? Act funny??

Berfday Clown: EAUPHH!!! *sticks his tongue out and swings his head around. Takes out some balloons and starts to blow one up.*

Michiru: '^_^ Uh, yeah, do some clownish-balloon-whatever stuff!
Berfday Clown: *pops the balloon* EEEIIOUUUUUUU????? *looks scared and surprised*
Haruka: *slaps forehead*
Michiru: *sighs*
Haruka: (lightbulb!!) I've got an idea!!
Michiru: ?????
Haruka: Make it ride my motorcycle over those hills, while juggling flaming chainsaws!! NOW THAT'S ENTERTAINING!! HAHAHAHhahaha...

Michiru: Eep! *looks really scared*
Befday Clown: EEwwababaLOOGA!! EUEEUEUEUEUAAAAGH!!! *tries to run*
Haruka: *grabs him and stuffs a helmet on his head*
BerfDay Clown: (muffled voice) AMAMAMAAAOOOOOGAAAA!!!
(Haruka puts him on the motorcycle and turns it on)
AAWWEEEEEE!!!!!

Michiru: *runs for cover* AAAAHH!! INSANE BERFDAY CLOWN ON THE LOOSE!!

Haruka: HAHAHA!! COOL!
BerfDay Clown: *Drops all the chainsaws*
Michiru: HARUKA!!...
*the motorcycle has gasoline in it*
Michiru: (in sloooow mooootin) Nooo-ooooo-ooooo-oooo.....
*the gasoline EXPLODES because of the flaming chainsaws*
BOOM!!
Haruka dies.
THE END