Baby Trouble

"How the hell did this happen?" Sanji thought and looked down at the little baby in his arms. The baby was asleep with his little face turned towards Sanji´s chest and sucked on one of his thumbs. Sanji sighted and held more secure around the baby and began to follow the road that would lead him to the Thousand Sunny on the other side of the island.

"Why do these things have to happen to me?" he questioned himself and looked down at the baby once more just to be sure he was there. The green hair looked like a little forest on the baby´s head, and was now sleeping with his mouth wild open; so that Sanji could see that he only got three teeth inside.

"What the hell are I´m going to say to the rest of the crew, that one of our own has been turned into a baby?" and was now concentrated on the road back to the ship.

Flashback.

It all began when a woman was coming towards him on the street later that day, and asked if he was from that pirate ship on the other side on the island. When he said that he was, she smiled at him and gave him a blanket and ran off. Sanji then realized than it was something inside the blanket and opened it. Inside there was a small child with green hair and big large green eyes that looked up at him. That all of a sudden began to cry.

Sanji tried to make him stop, but nothing worked. It wasn't until he muttered "Stupid Marimo baby" along with some other curses that the baby stopped crying and looked at him again. And all of a sudden he let out a cry of happiness and began to laugh. Sanji looked surprised at the baby as it began to hit his small fists at Sanji´s chest and only laughed harder.

It was also then he saw three earrings hanging from the baby´s ear and understood that this was none other than one of his own crewmates. Sanji whispered "Zoro?", and the baby stopped laughing and looked up with huge green eyes and made some baby sounds, and touched Sanji´s face.

Zoro touched Sanji´s curly eyebrow and began to laugh again. Sanji felt anger begin to build up and shouted "What the hell are you laughing at, you shitty marimo?" Zoro stopped laughing immediately, and instead began to cry. People that walked by, looked at him and said something about shouting to an innocent baby and looked angry at him. Sanji rocked the baby and muttered "I´m sorry" and "please stop cry" over and over again until the baby stopped cry and fell asleep against his chest.

Present.

He didn´t even notice that he had began to run, and soon enough he could see Thousand Sunny over one of the nearest hills and only ran faster.

If there are spelling mistakes or there is something wrong with my grammar, please tell me.

I do NOT own any of these characters, they belong to Oda and only Oda.

Hope you enjoyed this, and I´m going to try to update as fast as I can.