There are several Christmas song parodies for "Star Trek," so I thought I'd write a Hanukkah one. Sadly this is the best I could come up with.
I don't own "Star Trek."
I have a little shuttle
From our limited stash
And when it's primed and ready
This shuttle I shall crash
Oh, mayday mayday mayday,
I've lost all helm control!
We're headed for a planet,
Another craft totaled
Here's a brand new ensign
You've never seen before
And on her first away mission
This ensign we shall mourn
Oh, hostile ships attacking,
And radiation leaks,
Exploding consoles blasting,
A redshirt's future's bleak
Here's our lovely starship,
Survived for all this time,
And when we blow it up again
The timeline we'll rewind
Oh, reset, reset, reset,
This gig is getting old,
Still Enterprise and Voyager
Look cool when they explode
Happy Hanukkah y'all. Unless you're a redshirt. Then it's probably not so happy.