Moves into Forks (seriously?) with her father. Mother remarries. Bella meets interesting people (a gay vampire….well, not a real one). Edward stops car. She researches Edward. They fall in love in cliché way. She meets three vampires (who can live and sparkle in daylight, the crap?). Risks lives to protect her. James dies. Edward sexually sucks her poisoned wrist. Bella is in hospital. Goes to prom in cheesy way. Bella wants to become an emo vampire. Edward says no. Victoria plots her revenge.
The freaking end (finally)
Random teenage girls.
"There's a part two! I can't wait!" She squealed.
Oh darn it.
This was not meant to offend anyone. Plus, if you do get mad, did you not read the summary? I said it wasn't for twilight fans that don't have a sense of humor. But seriously, am I wrong?