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Shizuo stood out side a crappy apartment building. "Why are we here?" Shizuo asked his friend Tom Tanaka.

Tom turned to look at the bartender and said simply, "This man owes a lot of money to me."

"Hm... what's the assholes name?" Shizuo asked as he lit a cigarette.

"His name is Shizi Honda, but he goes by the name Afroman the Afro."

Shizuo's eyes twitched, "That nickname alone pisses me off. I do not look forward to this job."

"Well... let us just get this over with," Tom said. Shizuo could not agree more.

(Five minutes later)

"Mr. Honda! Open the door!" Tom yelled, pounding on the shitty apartment door. Shizuo leaned against a rail.

The door swung open and a tall, thin man with a large black afro stood in the door way. "What the fuck do you want...?" He growled in a slurred voice. Shizuo could tell he was drinking. He looked at Shizuo. "Heys... I knows you." He slowly tripped his way over to Shizuo, "Yous that... Shinji Hinaslaka guy... I heard yous work as a body guards for a debt collector..." The man hiccuped. "What a laugh."

"My name is Shizuo Heiwajima," Shizuo said as a tick mark formed around his head.

"Just pay the money you owe and we will be on our way," Tom told the drunk.

"Shut up! I knows karate! With karate I'll kicks your ass... From heres... to Tienanmen Square... ya mother fuckas." The afroman tried to get into a karate position but fell down. As he stumbled back to his feet, the drunken Shiki nodded. "Yep, No wey yous cans beat mes."

Shizuo was close to the snapping point, so he walked over to the fallen drunk and picked him up and began to shake him and yelled, "Listen, you shit! I don't have time to deal with you right now! So you should pay up the money now, or else you'll come to in a full body cast."

Shizuo stopped shaking him to hear his reply. Shizi stared at him and began to turn green. The afroman the proceeded to spew vomit upon Shizuo's chest. Shizuo was in shock of what just happened.

Tom backed up, "I'll be over here for, you know... safety reasons."

And then Shizuo snapped.

(2 hours later)

Shizuo and Tom sat on a park bench. Shizuo had gotten new cloths and Tom had gotten his money. They both sat in silence.

After about 5 minutes, Tom broke the silence and said, "I didn't know you could do that with an afro..."

"Neither did I, but you learn something new every day." Shizuo took out a cigarette. Just as he was about to indulge himself into sweet smoking pleasure, something caught his eye. A black haired man, with a fur coat, and a grin that just pissed Shizuo off. Shizuo dropped his cigarette and pick up the bench and threw it at the man, with Tom still on it, much to his dismay.

With an angry expression he let out his war cry, "IIIIZZZZAAAYYYAAA!"

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