In a crackhouse there lived a repellant, obnoxious prostitute named Flora Pigeon. Not a sickening foul, revolting crackhouse, filled with crack and a nasty smell, nor yet a stinking, vulgar, vile crackhouse with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a prostitute-crackhouse, and that means disgust.
One day, after a troubling visit from the drug dealer Darth Jolie, Flora leaves her crackhouse and sets out in search of three gross children. A quest undertaken in the company of brownies, immigrants and loathsome crackheads.
In the search for the drug dealer-guarded children, Flora Pigeon surprises even herself with her sluttiness and skill as a prostitute.
During her travels, Flora rescues a crackpipe, an heirloom belonging to Darth. But when Darth refuses to try gyrating, their friendship is over.
However, Darth is wounded at the Battle of the Beaten Minorities and the two reconcile just before Flora engages in some serious gyrating.
Flora accepts one of the three gross children and returns home to her crackhouse a very wealthy prostitute.