Sonic the Hedgehog is a selfish Blue Blur from swampy Angel Island. He leads a wild life. However, all that changes when Sonic books a summer holiday to dingy muh swamp.
At first Sonic finds muh swamp very moist. Then there's the mysterious, down to earth Wrestler, John Cena, who makes him feel slow.
When John invites him on a wrestle ;) expedition, Sonic begins to realise that John is a deeply brave and gentle man.
Sonic knows in his heart that John is the man for him. However, to secure his happiness, Sonic must fend off the intuitive Ogre, Shrek the Ogre, who wants to get his claws into John.
Using her shiny rings and a mutual love of onions, Sonic sets out to snare John once and for all. But will the down to earth Blue Blur return his affections?