Insanity is a wonderful thing no?

The burly guard dragged her to the giant colisseum. His meaty paws clamped on her pale arm. The brunette struggled against his iron like grip, her brown eyes glared daggers at the giant black guard bunny. Her black converse dragged against the dirt as she was dragged deeper and deeper into the structure. She also had on her school uniform, a navy blue skirt, white button up shirt, black tie, and a navy blue sweatervest. Her brown hair tied up in a messy ponytail.

The day had started out regularly for the girl, after coming home from another horrible day at her private school, she was played one of her favorite games, Rayman Raving Rabbids. Then all of a sudden, the tv went out and a large black paw grabbed her from inside the screen. Now she was being suffocated and dragged into a cage. The girl lunged at the guard just as he shut the door. She banged her hands on the metal, but it was useless. No one would save her.

"Hi there! Who are you?" She heard someone say behind her. "I've never seen your kind around here, are you some sort of wingless fairy?"

She turned around, irritated. "What are you talking about? Did you get hit in the head or some-" In front of her was some sort of giant blue frog. She screamed. The frog took no notice of the scream and introduced himself.

"Nice to meet you AHHHHH! I'm Globox." Yep, he definetly got hit in the head. Probably with a jackhammer. Wait... GLOBOX?

"Um... nice to meet you too. Also, my name isn't AHHHH! It's Phoebe." Her hands on her hips. Above, she could see little white rabbids. This room looks just like the cell that Rayman was trapped in. She looked around the room, it was a failed attempt to make the room look more cozy. The closet was jammed packed with clothes, the bathroom was just a toilet with flies buzzing around it, an ancient record player, and if memory served her correctly, the window and plungers would be...

She faced the wall where Rayman should have put all the plungers to lead to an escape, but they were gone. And to make matters worse, the window was boarded up with planks of wood. There was the sound of plungers going on outside. They must be having a plunger competition out there... Phoebe thought, Then a loud gunshot, and cheering was heard. This brought chills down her spine. That's... new.

"Hey, Globox?" She asked the giant blue frog. He was going through the clothes. "Are you friends with Rayman?"

"Yea! We're great pals! He also likes to play with my kids. Why just yesterday he-" Phoebe didn't listen after that. Then, there was a loud banging and the door opened to reveal the burly guard. He grabbed both Phoebe and Globox. He dragged them out of the room and into the center of the colisseum. Rabbids were booing at them. There were four portals. Phoebe chose the second one while Globox took the first.

Inside

Phoebe's eyes were hit with a bright light, then, she heard the distinct sound of cows mooing and the smell of manure past her nose. She wrinkled it and saw that she was at some sort of graveyard. There was a cow wearing a collar and chain. There was a bunch of rabbids surrounding her and there was a sign saying she had to throw it pat 200 feet. She looked at how far that was, and DAMN!

A rabbid wearing a viking helmet slapped her butt. "OW!" She cried out, and kicked the bunny hard into a grave. A large wind came up and her skirt started flapping away she started to hear whistles. Her skirt was showing off her mint green and brown panties. This enraged Phoebe and she picked up the cow by the chain, and began to swing it wildly. She released and it went flying for over 300 feet.

In fact, it went so far, it went through the fake backround wallpaper and landed on three Rabbids. Phoebe left and blew a raspberry at the astonished rabbids.

Back in the cell

Phoebe sat on the floor, since there was no bed. Globox limped inside, totally exhausted. He passed out onto the floor and snored loudly. It's been a long day for both of them obviously. BANG! The wooden boards on the high window fell and something came in. A rope fell next to the figure. "Globox? You in here?" Some voice asked.

The person stepped out of the shadows to reveal Rayman, holding the end of the rope. Phoebe nudged Globox with her foot. "Hey, Globox." She said. Globox got up, mumbling that it was too early and his whole body hurt. Then he saw Rayman.

"RAYMAN! IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU!" He yelled, but both Rayman and Phoebe covered his mouth.

"Shhhh! Do you want to get out of here or not?" He asked. Then he took notice of the girl also in the room. She wasn't raymanian, she had actual limbs connecting to her body. Wasn't a fairy, she didn't have wings or had that magical aura. But whatever she was, she was really pretty. She wore really weird clothes though. He wondered if her legs ever got cold. he would happily warm them for h-

"Hello? Rayman?" Globox was waving his hand in front of his face. Rayman was snapped out of his thoughts and remembered why he was there in the first place.

"Oh yea. I saw you get captured. Security is getting tougher and tougher around here."

An hour later

Phoebe and Rayman were waiting impatiently as Globox struggled to get out of his place stuck in the window. "Should I?" Phoebe asked, pulling off a safety pin from her sweatervest and holding out the point.

"Put that away. Why would you do that to him?" Rayman replied, not wanting his best friend to shreik in pain and fall the over 20 foot drop.

"Hey! I think... I think I've got this!" Globox exclaimed, then he fell out,hitting a few trees on the way down outside. Then both people inside flinched when they heard the THUD! Suddenly, the guard came in and yanked the rope down. He said a few unheard and unearthly words, and burned the rope. Thankfully he didn't get the window boarded up again when he left. Now the two were stuck in the colliseum together.