Joker's Log-Arkham Asylum
Well, I was right--they do always come back. Last night, the current Robin brought in the Scarecrow by himself, or so it seemed. I should have known better than to think Bats would ever let his little bird fly on his own. That idiot circus freak, Grayson, was lucky to get out when he got the chance. Pity he was too stupid to see that and became Nightwing. What the hell kind of name is Nightwing? What? All the really bad bird/bat names were taken so he had to go with something completely pathetic as opposed to just mostly pathetic? He deserves to be strung up by his ankles, dipped into gasoline, and lit ablaze.
Moving on, I was beginning to think that the bird had taken to doing this one on his own. Unfortunately, not the case. It was then that I realized that if you speak,-or in this case think-of the devil, he will appear. No sooner had I merely pondered where the Bat was, than I turned around to discover him looming over me. I've got to say I don't exactly appreciate his interrogation methods. One minute he's standing there with that glare that just screams you know what's coming, and the next he's got you up against the wall bleeding. Yeah, have to say it's not my idea of a good time. Taking the Bat's own grappling hook and spearing his Robin with it. Now, that spells a good time to me.
Anyway, the least he could do would be to come see me intoxicated--that way I can laugh when he starts slurring his words. Then again, it's not like he's a big talker to begin with. I often wonder what kinds of things would come out of his mouth when he's in a drunken rage. Trust me there isn't a lot that doesn't go through your mind when you're in solitary confinement. Talk about severe boredom.
Back to the Bat's interrogation, he wanted to know if I remembered what happened in that warehouse. I am assuming he means when moron Grayson tried to kill me. I think the real question he wanted to ask was do I remember who Nightwing really is. The answer to said question is not something I wish to divulge at this time. How stupid could Bats be? Does he really believe I would tell him the truth? I mean sure I could laugh at his horror stricken face when I tell him yeah I remember, and I've also figured a few other things out, as well. But, why ruin the surprise? So yeah, I'll play dumb for now, but only because everything will be so much sweeter when I'm out and about.