New Moon Made Easy

by Tara Prustat

For those of you who can't be bothered to read the whole book here's a simple summary that's short enough for anyone to suffer through.

Disclaimer: This sadly isn't mine, I'm copying it from the New Moon review by MovieBob but I thought that everyone needs to hear/read this so I'm posting it on here!

New Moon Made Easy:

"I'm leaving." (Edward)

"I'm sad now." (Bella)

"I'm here thou." (Jacob)

"I'm slightly less sad now." (Bella)

"I'm back." (Edward)

"Now I'm sad." (Jacob)