TRIIFOUR4F: TPP – THE PIRATE PARTY.
PART 1
After Gerrad defetet the good major and his citysens the shitp was at phael oot at waht kost? The behodles wor gun and thre gunns wore gun two. Wihtowt the beohlders odrers the shpi felt into ordre adn teh qrew wore happeh fro nad old kign of teh wordl. So gerrat woh was kno too hhas a weak imortal watch adn a dirty criminal recrods ended the elektion camp with hapl and gawld form her phaled freinds the hammertoes. And animals kno she woold be bad kin gand they vodet for she and she was electroduced king of the wrold. Gerrdat now build praty and ptraty four the ship adn the woorld. And ewryons was happyface. But greddas older brutha ygra wuss happy at her sistar
he sneekeed into his onw qorters in the ship hall and said to self "you haz abondond the false waey of teh priratess." and he said bakc to self "woots yoo dooing in yer own qurtars? THIS IS ILLEGAL YOU KNOW."and then hii ponched the final boss inthe faec and then fina lboss fel. He flew himsel out the widnow and didn't ladnded on the gorund he landed on te hair adn then the folors fel on him and then she was hirt goodly and it was pleasureing for him to fall out of the widow. He look out the window and excpeted to see himself but she was gun. Then he was scarred and ordered his hammartoe gourds to be less alurt and took peple from ship to find gery. "i am oot of contorl." he thought to myself adn wnet into ceiling to beign good exepiremetns.