Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece, but if I did, it'd suck, so just be glad I don't.
I am captain of the giant pirate ship Thriller Bark.
I am the one who commands the undead.
I steal my victims' shadows and revel in their misery.
I am the King of the Depths.
My four subordinates carry out my every whim to further my goal of becoming Pirate King.
I will sacrifice anyone for my goal.
I am the dark.
I am the night.
I am the King of Shadows.
I am the one who haunts your nightmares.
I am the one who strikes terror into the heart of pirates.
I have no mercy for my enemies.
Though I may be lazy and ignorant-looking, I could destroy you in the blink of an eye.
I have eaten the Devil's Fruit.
I am a Shichibukai.
I am……Gecko Moria.
A/N: I'm loving Thriller Bark, and Gecko Moria, which is why I just had to write this. Also, I know Moria actually has three subordinates, but the fourth is my OC, so just bear with me.
