Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece, but if I did, it'd suck, so just be glad I don't.

I am captain of the giant pirate ship Thriller Bark.

I am the one who commands the undead.

I steal my victims' shadows and revel in their misery.

I am the King of the Depths.

My four subordinates carry out my every whim to further my goal of becoming Pirate King.

I will sacrifice anyone for my goal.

I am the dark.

I am the night.

I am the King of Shadows.

I am the one who haunts your nightmares.

I am the one who strikes terror into the heart of pirates.

I have no mercy for my enemies.

Though I may be lazy and ignorant-looking, I could destroy you in the blink of an eye.

I have eaten the Devil's Fruit.

I am a Shichibukai.

I am……Gecko Moria.

A/N: I'm loving Thriller Bark, and Gecko Moria, which is why I just had to write this. Also, I know Moria actually has three subordinates, but the fourth is my OC, so just bear with me.