A/N: First Things First
The beginning is just explaining and introductions and the beginning of the story itself.
This story takes place during their fifth year. Well at the end of their fifth year and the summer and the beginning of their sixth... maybe through their sixth... we'll see.
disclaimer: all harry potter things are jkr's
Characters
Introducing... The Maruaders...
James Potter: He's tall and cute. Messy black hair and glasses and dark brown eyes. No current girlfriend...(as of yet) Part of the Marauders.(duh) And... his best friend is a little unstable. Oh... he plays Quidditch... but... that really isn't part of my story...(as of yet)
Sirius Black:He he! He is the one that starts it! Unstable isn't the word for it though. He's a pain in everyones... yeah... But he will come through in the end... hopefully. He has short black hair. Because I said so... I don't like the long hair prospect... is tall and has dark blue eyes. Quidditch player.
Remus Lupin: My favorite character. He starts out ok... then everything goes wierd. Anyway... read the story if u wanta find out what happens!!! ok... Short light brown hair and brown eyes. Tall... everyones tall except for Peter... smart...quiet... and a werewolf... and because of that, he is abnormally strong and has very good hearing... cool!
Peter Petigrew: Okay... this is what i'm gonna do for him... he's not evil yet. Why would James, Sirius and Remus be friends with him if he was sneaky and evil? He's short and portley... shy and he tails them around everywhere just because Remus stuck up for him once against the Slytherins. He's not that bright. There... i tried my best not to call him a stupid fat pig idiot... oops.
Introducing... The fifth yeah gryffindor girls...
Lily Evans (I still don't know her last name): Okay... she has long red hair... it's dark red... not fiery red. And green eyes that are sparkly... weeee! Okay... book worm, smart, sort of bossy (sound fimilar) (and... no i'm not a Harry/Herm fan..*shivers* eww.)
Liza Potter: James' twin... is later turned into a vampire... and is currently wishing Remus would get over being afraid to ask her out because of his werewolfism... because she knows... and would ask her out! (oooo! she fancies him! and vice versa. *squirm*) long black hair and dark brown eyes... james... as a girl.
Page Johnson: She's a transfer from the beginning of the year. From America. Long blond hair... and she's not a ditz. she's a tough blond, and she doesn't take well to pains... such as Sirius...and Siruis thinks he has her around his little pinky. She has blue eyes and is as much of a troublemaker as Siruis.
Reggie Peters: Okay... she has layered black hair and is liza's bestest friend... She has these odd colored green-speckled blue eyes. She is usaully the voice of reason between the girls in her dorm and the Marauders.
Others...
Professor Murphey: Potions Master. Really mean to the Gryffindors. Is the head of Slytherin. She is a large part of the story also.
No descriptions needed: james and liza's mum and dad, Peter's gran, Page's evil stepmom, Reggie's obsessive aunt, Lily's sister and mum and dad, Siruis' older brothers and low-life father.
The Story:
Sirius... I'm Gonna Friggin Kill You
It was the end of thier fifth year... as of right now, they were in the beginning of an incredibly boring potions final. Professor Murphy had just wroten down the potion's ingredients on the board.
"Your finals, may I remind you, are very, very important. You will be making this potion in pairs. I have decided, to keep an orderly class, that I will choose the partners and they will be boy/girl." A collective groan from the girls. All the boys in this class were either pranksters or slimy jerks... well except for Remus.
"Evans and..." She looked at her list,"Potter". she said finally. Lily got up from her seat next to page and slumped up one desk up and sat next to James, who was currently glaring at Snape because Snape was laughing at him. Snape and everyone knew that Lily Evans was horrible at potions. "Black and Johnson, Lupin and Potter, Snape and Kinsley, Malfoy and Saunders, Peters and Petigrew... yadda yadda...Get to work"
Everything was fine till have way throught the lessen James caught Sirius putting something into his and Lily's cauldron. He couldn't start all over... He looked at Sirius. Sirius looked back and shrugged and turned away, which made James madder. James smacked the back of his head to get his attention. Siruis turned around and whispered, "What?"
"What did you put in my cauldron?" He just shrugged again and began to put some in Remus and Liza's cauldron. James groaned and turned to see Lily also looking sceptically at Sirius too. Remus saw what Sirius did but didn't do anything about it right then. Sirius then slipped it in Peter and Reggie's cauldron. They didn't see cause Reggie was lecturing Peter on how to make a 'precise' measurement.
I'n retalliation, Remus grabbed the bottle Sirius had carelessly left on the table and put the rest of it in his cauldron. Sirius, having saw this, grinned evilly at him. Remus, having had enough, smacked him in the back of the head.
*Smack* "Black!" Proffessor Murphy saw... oh great! "Why are you playing in this class?" Sirius didn't say anything. "At the end of class, I want you and Mr. Lupin to be the first to try your potions." James couldn't help it, he had to snicker. "You too Potter." He stopped.
"Professor...?" Liza said
"Do not interrupt me Miss Potter!"
"But...!!" That was Lily.
"Miss Potter and Miss Evans, you while you both will also test your potions."
"No, Professor..." Page said pointing to Peter and Reggie's cauldron which had started to bubble over. She never got to finish her sentence and murphy never did look over to see what she was pointing at.
"No? Is that defiance? You will also test your potion." Then Reggie finally noticed thier cauldron was smoking and bubbling over and shreiked.
"Professor!" She finally turned around and stopped the bubblyness. There was still potion in there though.
"You will two will also test your potions." All the Gryffindors now had to take thier potions at the end of class. Not to mention the unknown substance that Sirius had slipped into there drinks........
The end of clas couldn't have came sooner. Professor Murphy was not up to being nice and letting them not drink the spiked potions.
"Well? Hurry up! We don't have all night! And you have to get to dinner!" She was uncharaistically happy. They all took a look at their cauldrons uneasily. They had really no way out of this. Now... the Gryffindor courage kicked in... and they took the potion.
Nothing happened... yet... still.... nothing happened. Well... the Professor lost her smirk. The potion... which was supposed to turn you hair another color, actually worked! Each of thier hair was a different color. Good... the potion would wear off in an hour.
Once they all got out of clas, they all turned on Sirius. "What did you put in the potions?"
"I don't know!" Sirius said.
"Where's the bottle?" James asked. They were in the comon room now.
"Erm... I'm going to bed."
"Without dinner?" Liza was at a loss.
"Leave him alone... we seem to be alright." Lily was obviously doubting that they were goin to be alright.
They ended up just goin to dinner... they'd worry about it tomorrow.
And worry they will!!!! MUHAHAHAHA
The beginning is just explaining and introductions and the beginning of the story itself.
This story takes place during their fifth year. Well at the end of their fifth year and the summer and the beginning of their sixth... maybe through their sixth... we'll see.
disclaimer: all harry potter things are jkr's
Characters
Introducing... The Maruaders...
James Potter: He's tall and cute. Messy black hair and glasses and dark brown eyes. No current girlfriend...(as of yet) Part of the Marauders.(duh) And... his best friend is a little unstable. Oh... he plays Quidditch... but... that really isn't part of my story...(as of yet)
Sirius Black:He he! He is the one that starts it! Unstable isn't the word for it though. He's a pain in everyones... yeah... But he will come through in the end... hopefully. He has short black hair. Because I said so... I don't like the long hair prospect... is tall and has dark blue eyes. Quidditch player.
Remus Lupin: My favorite character. He starts out ok... then everything goes wierd. Anyway... read the story if u wanta find out what happens!!! ok... Short light brown hair and brown eyes. Tall... everyones tall except for Peter... smart...quiet... and a werewolf... and because of that, he is abnormally strong and has very good hearing... cool!
Peter Petigrew: Okay... this is what i'm gonna do for him... he's not evil yet. Why would James, Sirius and Remus be friends with him if he was sneaky and evil? He's short and portley... shy and he tails them around everywhere just because Remus stuck up for him once against the Slytherins. He's not that bright. There... i tried my best not to call him a stupid fat pig idiot... oops.
Introducing... The fifth yeah gryffindor girls...
Lily Evans (I still don't know her last name): Okay... she has long red hair... it's dark red... not fiery red. And green eyes that are sparkly... weeee! Okay... book worm, smart, sort of bossy (sound fimilar) (and... no i'm not a Harry/Herm fan..*shivers* eww.)
Liza Potter: James' twin... is later turned into a vampire... and is currently wishing Remus would get over being afraid to ask her out because of his werewolfism... because she knows... and would ask her out! (oooo! she fancies him! and vice versa. *squirm*) long black hair and dark brown eyes... james... as a girl.
Page Johnson: She's a transfer from the beginning of the year. From America. Long blond hair... and she's not a ditz. she's a tough blond, and she doesn't take well to pains... such as Sirius...and Siruis thinks he has her around his little pinky. She has blue eyes and is as much of a troublemaker as Siruis.
Reggie Peters: Okay... she has layered black hair and is liza's bestest friend... She has these odd colored green-speckled blue eyes. She is usaully the voice of reason between the girls in her dorm and the Marauders.
Others...
Professor Murphey: Potions Master. Really mean to the Gryffindors. Is the head of Slytherin. She is a large part of the story also.
No descriptions needed: james and liza's mum and dad, Peter's gran, Page's evil stepmom, Reggie's obsessive aunt, Lily's sister and mum and dad, Siruis' older brothers and low-life father.
The Story:
Sirius... I'm Gonna Friggin Kill You
It was the end of thier fifth year... as of right now, they were in the beginning of an incredibly boring potions final. Professor Murphy had just wroten down the potion's ingredients on the board.
"Your finals, may I remind you, are very, very important. You will be making this potion in pairs. I have decided, to keep an orderly class, that I will choose the partners and they will be boy/girl." A collective groan from the girls. All the boys in this class were either pranksters or slimy jerks... well except for Remus.
"Evans and..." She looked at her list,"Potter". she said finally. Lily got up from her seat next to page and slumped up one desk up and sat next to James, who was currently glaring at Snape because Snape was laughing at him. Snape and everyone knew that Lily Evans was horrible at potions. "Black and Johnson, Lupin and Potter, Snape and Kinsley, Malfoy and Saunders, Peters and Petigrew... yadda yadda...Get to work"
Everything was fine till have way throught the lessen James caught Sirius putting something into his and Lily's cauldron. He couldn't start all over... He looked at Sirius. Sirius looked back and shrugged and turned away, which made James madder. James smacked the back of his head to get his attention. Siruis turned around and whispered, "What?"
"What did you put in my cauldron?" He just shrugged again and began to put some in Remus and Liza's cauldron. James groaned and turned to see Lily also looking sceptically at Sirius too. Remus saw what Sirius did but didn't do anything about it right then. Sirius then slipped it in Peter and Reggie's cauldron. They didn't see cause Reggie was lecturing Peter on how to make a 'precise' measurement.
I'n retalliation, Remus grabbed the bottle Sirius had carelessly left on the table and put the rest of it in his cauldron. Sirius, having saw this, grinned evilly at him. Remus, having had enough, smacked him in the back of the head.
*Smack* "Black!" Proffessor Murphy saw... oh great! "Why are you playing in this class?" Sirius didn't say anything. "At the end of class, I want you and Mr. Lupin to be the first to try your potions." James couldn't help it, he had to snicker. "You too Potter." He stopped.
"Professor...?" Liza said
"Do not interrupt me Miss Potter!"
"But...!!" That was Lily.
"Miss Potter and Miss Evans, you while you both will also test your potions."
"No, Professor..." Page said pointing to Peter and Reggie's cauldron which had started to bubble over. She never got to finish her sentence and murphy never did look over to see what she was pointing at.
"No? Is that defiance? You will also test your potion." Then Reggie finally noticed thier cauldron was smoking and bubbling over and shreiked.
"Professor!" She finally turned around and stopped the bubblyness. There was still potion in there though.
"You will two will also test your potions." All the Gryffindors now had to take thier potions at the end of class. Not to mention the unknown substance that Sirius had slipped into there drinks........
The end of clas couldn't have came sooner. Professor Murphy was not up to being nice and letting them not drink the spiked potions.
"Well? Hurry up! We don't have all night! And you have to get to dinner!" She was uncharaistically happy. They all took a look at their cauldrons uneasily. They had really no way out of this. Now... the Gryffindor courage kicked in... and they took the potion.
Nothing happened... yet... still.... nothing happened. Well... the Professor lost her smirk. The potion... which was supposed to turn you hair another color, actually worked! Each of thier hair was a different color. Good... the potion would wear off in an hour.
Once they all got out of clas, they all turned on Sirius. "What did you put in the potions?"
"I don't know!" Sirius said.
"Where's the bottle?" James asked. They were in the comon room now.
"Erm... I'm going to bed."
"Without dinner?" Liza was at a loss.
"Leave him alone... we seem to be alright." Lily was obviously doubting that they were goin to be alright.
They ended up just goin to dinner... they'd worry about it tomorrow.
And worry they will!!!! MUHAHAHAHA