Edward X Winry Obsessed with marshmallows

It stood there quietly…

Taunting him in the silence…

It wasn't entirely his fault anyway. If he could just take enough calcium, then he wouldn't be in such a mess now…

"I weeeel get yew! Yew-Yew-Yew –add in profanities- MARSHMALLOW JAR! YEW WEEEL BE MUAINE! MUAINE I TELL YEW! MUAINE!"

"EDWARD ELRIC! WILL YOU PLEASE TONE DOWN?!" Winry stood in front of the kitchen door, her fists balled.

An awkward silence broke out, only to be dissipated by Edward's sudden sobbing.

"-points at the marshmallow jar- I-I can't reach it… -add in sobs, cries, sniveling-" Apparently, he's too short to reach for the jar of holy sweet delights.

"Oh my god… You're so hopeless…-reaches for a chair-"

Winry set the chair in front of the cupboard, shaking it to make sure that it was stable.

Standing on it, she extended out her hand, trying to reach for the jar. Her efforts were futile.

CRASH!

She opened her eyes, only to be seen by Edward's auburn ones [so classic! –evil laugh-].

Inch by inch, their lips got closer, until they finally met.

Winry pulled back immediately.

"DID YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH?!"

Edward smiled sheepishly. Winry's eye twitched. Alphonse dropped whatever he was holding- the jar of holy sweet delights.

"THE JAR OF HOLY DELIGHTS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Oh come on Ed…"

He puckered his lips.

"Y-You're not serious about kissing again r-right?"

He puckered them even more.

"Fine… But only this once."

Alphonse dropped another jar. Wait. Where did it come from? Oh well, back to the story.

As they broke apart for air, Edward glanced at the top of the cupboard.

"-points- I-I-Itish still there! OH MY DARLING MARSHMALLOWS!"

The sunlight shone through as he jumped for it. [Why didn't he do it in the first place?]

Almost there… Almost there… GOT IT!

Opening the marshmallow jar, a beam of glittery light hit his face.

He popped a squishy delight into his mouth, savouring it as it melted oh-so-slowly.

At last. He finally got his long awaited candy.

-Owari-