**Setting: Kila's house**

Kila: *is running around, high on sugar* WOOHOO!!!

-knock on door-

Kila: *answers* Chello?

Yin: Want some cookies?

Kila: What kind?

Yin: Chocolate chip.....laced with weed.

Kila: WHAT?!

Yin: YANG DID IT!!!

Yang: *behind Yin* IT'S TRUE!!!!

Kila: ............

Yuck: *appears outta nowhere* Yo!

Master Yo: What?

Yuck: Not you.

Yin: HAI YUCKIE!!!

Kila: HEY! ONLY I CAN CALL HIM THAT!!!!

Yuck: Uh, I DON'T KNOW YOU.

Kila: BUT I KNOW YOU!

Yuck: :O STALKER!!!!

Kila: Nope, I just watch the show.

Yuck: What show???? *walks in*

Yin: Yeah! What show? *same*

Yang: *skips in*

Yuck: Don't copy me. *sits on couch*

Kila: Why am I the only one with a name that starts with a letter other than Y?

Yin: Simple. You're a stupid fan character that thinks she can take my man.

Yuck: O_O I'M NOT ANYONE'S MAN!!!!!!!!!!

Kila: I wouldn't bet on that, Yin.

Yin: Oh, really? I BET YOU 15 DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!!

Kila: Ok.....*tougue kisses Yuck*

Yuck:O.O WTH!!!!!!!! That was.......dirty. DOITAGAINDOITAGAINDOITAGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE DIRT!!!!!

Yang: THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!! XD HE CALLED YOU DIRT!!!

Kila: .............O.O;.......ok, wheres my money?

Yin: Which is exactly what a prostitute would say.

Kila: Oh hahahaha. Gimmie the 15 bucks.

Yin: No, dipstick.

Kila: OH NO YOU DI'INT!!!!! *repeatedly hits with bat*

Yang: Where'd that bat come from.

Narrator: Wrong punctuation, Yang.

Yang: SO!

Narrater: Stop it!

Yang: NO?

-anvil drops on Yang-

Yang: -knocked out-

Yin: -knocked out-

Yuck: ....what now?

Kila: -rapes-

Yuck: O_O DAMN IT!!! WHY AM I ALWAYS GETTING RAPED?????

Narrator: Because, 1. You like it. 2. You let them. 3. IT'S NOT RAPE IF YOU'RE WILLING!!!!

Yuck:....you're a sick, sick person.

Narrator: Thank you. You're a dirty, dirty bunny.

Yuck: Don't forget, younger, stronger and RECKLESS.

Kila: OMFG THAT IS HOT!!!!!

Yuck: What is?

Kila: THE WAY YOU SAID THAT!!!!!!

Yuck: I know. I'm awesome.

Narrator: ..........guess what?

Yuck: What?
Narrator: THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN.

Yang: *wakes up* POOORN!!!!!!!!!!

Kila: O_O

Yuck: ......*hits Narrator with a car*

Driver: THANK YOU, AIRBAG!!!!!!!!!!

Kila: Ok, can we, like, end this story? It's getting weird.

Yuck:.........*licks face*

Kila: O.O WTF?

Yuck: What? You taste like sugar!

Kila: Cause I rolled around in it! Although, I'm not sure if it was ALL sugar...It felt gooie. ((???))

Yang: XD My bad. That was me. I snuck into your house earlier.

Kila: O_O
Yuck: O_O

Yin: O_O

All except Yang: OK, END THE WEIRD STORY!!!!

Narrator: NEVER!!!!!!!

All except Yang: *beats up Narrator*

Narrator: THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!