"Let the first meeting of the Abused Character Brigade come to order. I, Piscine Molitar Patel, shall lead this meeting." Pi, a sixteen year-old Indian boy, said.
Towards the back of the crowded room, a girl began to complain. "Took you long enough! We've been waiting forever!" Pi looked at what her nametag said…
Hello, I am the Super Amazing, All-powerful, Bow Wielding, Katniss Freakin' Everdeen…IN SPACE!
Pi sighed. "Please excuse us for the wait. Our planner, Oedipus, broke down into tears again.
"I'm an evil human! My children are abominations against nature!" said king sobbed from the front row.
"Shut the heck up you freakin' sissy! My boyfriend killed my sister! How do you think that makes ME feel, huh? We all have issues!" Katniss screamed.
"Hm, I think we need more rice balls." a Chinese man named Wang Lung suddenly said.
"EVERYBODY SHUT UP!" a deep voice roared. Pi turned his head and saw…it. The most evilest, vilest, crazyistist, I'm-making-up-words-ist man on the face of the Earth.
Haymitch, the one who had yelled, stared at everyone through bloodshot eyes. "Now, since I am the only one here who seems to be able to get things done, I shall take charge of this meeting. Now, everybody must raise their hand if they wish to speak. After that, you shall get two minutes to talk, ok?" Someone's hand suddenly shot up. "I recognize my friend, Romeo Montague!"
The Italian raised his hand in the air and yelled "PAAASSSTAAA!"
To Be Continued…Maybe…