Peg Bundy was sitting on her big couch watching Oprah, just then her son Bud Bundy, come in
she seen him and says.
"Oh hey Bud guess what? I've got a new job!"
He thought she was just kidding so he replied.
"Yeah right, and Robin Willams is really a good actor."
He then said.
"If you excuse me mother, I'm going to my room to do my homework."
Now going upstairs to his room, he shuts the door and picks up his phone to the sex hotline,
1-900-Horny it rang, just then Peg, picked it up the kitchen's phone she was now talking in a different
voice, she said.
"Hello, this is 1-900-Horny I'm your fantasy baby."
On the other line, Bud said.
Oh, baby talk to me real dirty!"
Peg said, on the other line.
"I want to give you a spanking you bad boy! and then i'll rip off your underware
and rub your ass cheeks all night long!"
After hearing those words, Bud thought.
"Oh, man she sounds so dam sexy, I wonder who she is?"
Peg, who was on the other line thought.
Umm, he sounds so hot, I wonder who he is?"
A couple of minutes later... Bud was in his bed shocked and horrified! he already knew that he had phone sex with his mother, suddenly lying on the couch was Peg also shocked and horrified! because she finally knew it was Bud on the other line, suddenly Al Bundy, came inside the house he saw Peg curled up in horror.
He walks over and said to her.
"What's wrong with you Peg? did they finally cancel Oprah."
When trying to come to her s she says to him.
"Oh, Al! I just did the most disgusting thing in the world."
He then said, out of humor.
"What, you and marcy had a lesbian moment."
Peg, who was now mad as hell said to Al.
"No, you stooge I just had phone sex with our son!"
Al, in shock now said.
"What!?"
She then explain to him, the reason on how it happend.
"You see I joined this sex hotline, 1-900-Horny and Bud being the pervert that he is, called the number and
being the dum luck, I was the one who took his dam call, Oh, God I feel so sick!"
Al, was now laughing his ass off when he stopped laughing, he now says to her.
"But how did you know it was him, did you walked in on him?"
She told him.
"No, he told me that this was way better then making love to his rubber woman, that's when I knew it was him."
The End.