First Time
Summary: Mikey's first time. [Based on the SPN roleplaying Twitter accounts]
Rating: PG
Pairings: Michael/Jo Harvelle
Characters: Michael, Jo Harvelle, Human Impala, Human Hand, Adriel
Twitter accounts: michaelirlangel, JoHarvelle66, dat_impala, gabeslefthand, fallen_and_lost

At first, Michael was against the idea.

"But it'll be fun!" Handy said. She was dancing in a tight catsuit that showed off her amazingly awesome bod.

"No," Mike said.

"Come on, M, you're ruining our meeting," Baby said. He was also wearing a catsuit. It's a requirement of Poledancers Anonymous, which is actually not so anonymous, that members either wear a catsuit or strip down entirely. That isn't the first rule. The first rule is that you don't talk about it. Luckily, no one obeys the first rule.

"I don't think so," Mike said.

Then Jo showed up, because she had been secretly invited by Baby, who is a manipulative little shit.

"Oh," she said, "you guys quit teasing my Mikey, he doesn't have to poledance even if I have a very deep dark fetish for it."

And Addie, who was lurking upside down on the ceiling with a camera, made sure to get that on film as video evidence.

Handy and Baby were sad, so they went home to practice on their own, leaving Michael alone with the pole and Jo. Jo was tired from her part-time job as a stripper named Babydoll. She fell asleep with her head cradled on her arms.

Mike stood over her with a wistful expression. His love for her was profound. He would do anything to make her happy.

He looked at the pole.

The pole looked right back at him.

Dubstep started playing on its own in the background, obviously a sign from Chuck that the inevitable was about to happen. Slowly, Mikey approached the pole. He had broken the catsuit/nudity rule, but now he stripped until he was only wearing his pants. They were cowboy pants.

And Mikey, for the first time, began to poledance. And it was glorious.

THE END