Isiah: What up? Isiah and Tom here!

Tom: What up?

Isiah: And welcome to Isiah02's Rules to Survive. I've been inspired by a good friend of mine TheTimberWolf09 to do my own set of rules. Go check out his set of rules too because they are funny as heck!

Tom: Shall we get started?

Isiah: Let's get to it. If you guys are planning to stay here in the Seville household with us, here are some rules, tips, and tricks to stay cool.

Rule 1: Do not watch Beyond Scared Straight when Theodore is around.

Isiah: He gets too scared that Dave's gonna send us to it.

*Dave is asleep watching Beyond Scared Straight*

*Theodore comes by and sees the TV show and screams hiding under a pillow*

*Alvin comes by and sees the TV show and Theodore hiding*

Alvin: Why are you watching Beyond Scared Straight? Dave, how could you- *sees Dave asleep* Dave?

Theodore: Please don't kill me!

Alvin: *sighs* Dave you're so stupid.

Isiah: See what I mean?

Rule 2: If you catch Toby rapping, insult him about it.

Tom: What's wrong with Toby rapping, Dave?

Isiah: Yeah, what up with that?

Dave: Just listen and you'll know.

*Toby is in the living room room playing video games*

Toby: YES! ANOTHER MISSION DOWN! FREESTYLE TIME!

*with terrible flow* Yo, it's Toby S in the place

You don't wanna stop me with my boys in your face

I'm real OG

*Brittany comes to the living room*

Brittany: Yo, Toby, your freestyles SUCKS! damn, man!

*Toby sits down and continues his gameplay quietly*

Dave: See what I mean?

Isiah: Wow, you weren't playing.

Simon: He's just terrible at freestyles.

Tom: Agreement here.

Rule 3: If someone insults you, you have every right to insult them back.

Isiah: Oh. My. God. No matter how you try, these guys will not stop randomly insulting each other.

Tom: And it happens randomly.

Isiah: Right.

*Eleanor is in the kitchen eating cheese balls when Simon walks in seeing her*

Simon: Lay off the junk food fat ass.

Eleanor: Me? Look at you, four eyed bitch!

Isiah/Tom/Alvin: Ooooh, she went there!

Dave: *walks in* Alvin, dude, lay off the AXE Body Spray, it's strong!

Alvin: Sorry, I meant to save it for you because you smell like you have showered in months!

Isiah/Tom: Damn!

Rule 4: If someone compliments you, you MUST compliment them back.

Dave: This is a house where you take a compliment from someone, give them one back. It's just how we roll.

*Theodore is in his bedroom reading a book when Brittany walks in*

Brittany: Looking adorable as always, Theo.

Theodore: Looking hot as always, Brit.

*Alvin is playing video games when Jeanette walks in*

Jeanette: Love the gameplay going on, Alvin.

Alvin: Hey, thanks, you don't look so bad doing your science experiments yourself.

Rule 5: If you ever need a ride somewhere in Isiah02's lowrider, give him gas money before you get in.

Dave: I'm constantly out working and Isiah's always here.

*Isiah is in his lowrider when Simon gets in the car*

Simon: Glad I caught you on your way out, 02. Um, I need a lift to the school.

Isiah: Hold up. You got any gas money?

Simon: Um, yeah, here's what I have. *gives Isiah fifty cents*

Isiah: *glares at change* Bro, I'm gonna show you how far this is gonna take us. Check this out.

*Garage door opens and Isiah slowly drives out of it and stops at the front of the driveway*

Isiah: That's how far that's gonna take us.

Simon: Well, maybe you have money on you.

Isiah: I have so little cash on me right now. I'm trying to save some for the lowrider competition tonight. When I win that, then maybe tomorrow I'll drive you, but for now- *opens the passenger seat door and throws Simon out* Good day. *Isiah drives out the driveway and down the road*

Tom: He's making people pay him gas money?! He's constantly winning those lowrider competitions. Those are worth a good $1,000.

Dave: Isiah's lowrider takes really expensive gas.

Tom: Um, wow.

Rule 6: Isiah02 is the best low rider out of all of us.

Theodore: Considering the fact that we're chipmunks and we can't drive, Isiah still gets in deep competition with Dave.

Simon: But Isiah still comes out on top.

Jeanette: But for some reason, Dave still won't admit it.

Isiah: Maybe he just can't get enough of getting beaten by me.

Simon: Sure, whatever floats your boat.

Rule 7: Dave's car does not count as a lowrider

Dave: What the hell, man!

Isiah: Okay, listen carefully. Lowriders did not exist when your car was invented. Your car is a classic.

Tom: Despite the fact that you can put hydraulics on any car now these days.

Isiah: True.

Rule 8: Theodore is not allowed on a phone.

Alvin: Oh my God, what happened was so freaking funny. He actually dialled 911 and we just had to pull a good shot blocking trick on him.

Simon: Yeah, we made him think that the police were actually coming to get him.

Alvin: You all should've saw his face!

Theodore: That wasn't even funny! I almost had a heart attack!

Simon: But I bet you won't get on the phone no more. XD.

Rule 9: When you hear the song "Between the Sheets" by the Isley Brothers, Shut the hell up!

Tom: These chipmunks would do anything to get their counterparts in bed with them.

Isiah: And also Dave and Samantha. That's our little secret. Don't tell no one that.

Tom: Especially Miles.

Isiah: Actually he's alright with it as long as they played it safety.

Tom: Wait. He is?

Isiah: Yeah.

Tom: Lemme get this straight. Miles is alright with his mother being pounded by the Chipmunks' father's you know what.

Isiah: Yes.

Tom: What kinda crap is that?

Miles: I really don't care about it.

Tom: But dude, that's your mother.

Miles: It's not like they're gonna go at it without protection.

Isiah: Here's a question. Why are we talking about this? All there is too it is when the song rolls through, shut up. Moving on.

Rule 10: Emily Wants to Play is banned

Isiah: This game sounds like a five year old game, but DO NOT be fooled. This is by far one of the most horror games I've seen in my life. I swear I've never heard Toby scream so loud.

*Toby is playing Emily Wants to Play*

Toby: Emily? Little one? I just wanna play something with you. Where are you?

*Just when he was about to enter the kitchen, he gets a huge jumpscare from Chester(one of Emily's toys) jumping in front of his screen making him scream like a girl and jump from the chair landing on the ground*

Toby: Damn it!

Dave: *walks in the room* Dude, calm down, it's only a game.

Toby: Oh, yeah? Well then you play it then, Dave. Let's see how you react to it.

Dave: I could but I don't play video games.

Isiah: I know there are some people out there doing twenty rules per chapter, but I like to do the amounts short. But I hope you enjoyed them anyway. Expect more rules soon.

Tom: Yep. But until then, please give this story a nice review. No flames as always. If you haven't yet, check out the Huniepop fanfic that was posted called Why You Gotta Be So Negative. As always, we love you guys. Thanks for supporting us everyday. See y'all later. Hollar at your boys! Yeah!

Isiah: Until next time.

Miles: *walks in room* Keep up the good stories, guys.

Isiah: Thanks, man, keep up the good looks.